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Apuurv A Mehra just tell me that you wanna die you don't have to do all these things to make me...
Apuurv A Mehra just tell me that you wanna die you don't have to do all these things to make me wanna kill you...- somya
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Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life.
Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life.- somya
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Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March day. One remarked to the other, ‘Windy, isn’t it?‘ No, ‘the second man replied, ‘it’sThursday.’ The third man chimed in, ‘So am I. Let’s have a beer.’- somya
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Banta wants to celebrate his wife’s birthday by throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake. The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake. Well he thinks for a while and says: Let’s put,“you are not getting older you are getting better”. The salesman asks, “How do you...- somya
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Santa reported for his university final examination, which consists of “Yes/No” type questions. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his purse out,removes a coin and starts tossing it, marking the answer...- somya
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Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector decides to give Tom a pop quiz, asking: “What would you do if you realized that two trains were heading towards each other on the same track?” Tom says: “I would...- somya
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A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a local store. After putting in sixty cents, a root beer pops out of the machine. She set it on the ground, puts sixty more cents into the machine and pushes another button suddenly, a coke comes out the machine! She continued to...- somya
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A blonde and her husband are lying in bed, not able to sleep because of the neighbors constantly barking dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours. The blonde jumps up out of bed and says, ‘I’ve had enough of this!’ She goes downstairs. The blonde finally comes back up to bed...- somya
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One Sardar was going to Chandigarh from puneby a air-india plane.He was alloted the middle seat of one of the 3-seats array. But as soon as the Sardarji got into the plane, he sat on the window side seat which was actually for an old lady. After some time the old lady came and requested the...- somya
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A Sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the form he had gone to Delhi for filling it up. You know why? Form said: “Fill Up In Capital”.:ROFLMAO:- somya
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Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin. A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at the dealer for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died...- somya
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"Don't wait for extraordinary opportunities. Seize common occasions and make them great!!"
"Don't wait for extraordinary opportunities. Seize common occasions and make them great!!"- somya
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A Levels physics Dynamics Notes
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"The surest way not to fail is to determine to succeed."
"The surest way not to fail is to determine to succeed."- somya
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