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  1. somya

    ~~jokes?? in here?? really??

    One employee told his boss, “Sir, Increase my salary, I got married recently.” The boss replied, “The Company cannot compensate for the accidents happened outside of the company.”
  2. somya

    ~~jokes?? in here?? really??

    A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were under training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 second and then hides it. “This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?” The first blonde answers, “That’s easy...
  3. somya

    ~~jokes?? in here?? really??

    A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother’s labour pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favour of it. The...
  4. somya

    ~~jokes?? in here?? really??

    Santa is a evening bird lover. One day he stood in his backyard and heard an owl hoot. So he thought he’d give a hoot back. To his surprise and delight the bird hooted again. The next night the same scenario occurred. All summer, Santa and his feathered friend hooted back and forth. He even kept...
  5. somya

    ~~jokes?? in here?? really??

    Wife: ‘You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?’ Hubby: ‘When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.’ Wife: ‘You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?’ Hubby: ‘Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can...
  6. somya

    ~~jokes?? in here?? really??

    this one's epic...! :ROFLMAO: Santa and Banta are two friends and Santa Singh has a very good job. Banta Singh is jobless and one day asks Santa to help him get some good Job. Santa singh says, “OK, next time we will apply together.” and they do. On interview day, Santa singh says, “First I will...
  7. somya

    ~~jokes?? in here?? really??

    Mrs. Banta Singh was in the habit of having long conversation on the telephone, sometimes going on over an hour. One day she hung up after 25 minutes…. “What is the matter today? asked her husband. “Today you had less than half an hour conversation on the phone.” “I got a wrong number,” replied...
  8. somya

    ~~jokes?? in here?? really??

    A tourist from United States comes to visit India and he sees a sardar. He asked a question to him: Tourist: Any great men born in this village? Sardar: No sir, only small babies!!!:p
  9. somya

    ~~jokes?? in here?? really??

    One couple is discussing about their past, present and future. The husband asks his wife: “If I die, with whom you will stay?” Wife replied with sad mood: “With my sister”. Then Wife also asked to Husband: “With whom you will stay if I died?” Husband replied: “I will stay with your sister too.”:p
  10. somya

    maths, english, chemistry, biology and physics!

    maths, english, chemistry, biology and physics!
  11. somya

    :)

    :)
  12. somya

    email id??

    email id??
  13. somya

    lol yeah!

    lol yeah!
  14. somya

    i will!! XD

    i will!! XD
  15. somya

    thanks for the follow...! :)

    thanks for the follow...! :)
  16. somya

    :)

    :)
  17. somya

    a long... loooong vacation!! XD got done with my igcse board exams yesterday!!

    a long... loooong vacation!! XD got done with my igcse board exams yesterday!!
  18. somya

    Huh! Yeah!?! Bhalai aur tu.... It even sounds funny!! :p

    Huh! Yeah!?! Bhalai aur tu.... It even sounds funny!! :p
  19. somya

    -_-

    -_-
  20. somya

    Akele akele hi kha.... BHUKKAD!!

    Akele akele hi kha.... BHUKKAD!!
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