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    Any Type of Doubts in ENg Phy Chem Bio or Math....Ask me here!!!

    the reason is: 16-...
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    Any Type of Doubts in ENg Phy Chem Bio or Math....Ask me here!!!

    16 A 36 C
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    :)

    :)
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    Your Current Mood.

    true thing!!;)
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    Your Current Mood.

    guys r mad.... we shouldn't spoil our mood bcz of them!!
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    ~~jokes?? in here?? really??

    Teacher to Sardar “Where were U born?” Sardar : In Tiruvanantapuram. Teacher : Spell it? Sardar : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.:p
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    The doctor told a dumb blonde that if she ran 8 km. a day for 300 days, she would lose 34 kgs. At the end of 300 days, the blonde called the doctor to report she had lost the weight, but she had a problem. “What’s the problem?” asked the doctor. “I’m 2400 km. from home.”
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    A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde woman wave at him and say hello. He’s rather taken aback, because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, “Do you know me?” To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.” Now his mind travels back to...
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    A blonde is on a small two seater plane when suddenly the pilot dies. Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio. “Mayday, mayday! My pilot just died!” Ground control receive her call for help and answers back: “Don’t worry, madam. I’ll talk you down, just do as I say. First I need you...
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    It is no fault of the student because a year has only 365 days. Days in a year = 365 days Sundays = 52 days (Sundays are meant for rest) Days left = 313 days Summer Vacations = 60 days (Weather is very hot, so it is difficult to study) Days left = 253 days Eight hours of daily sleep = 122 days...
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    ;) XD

    ;) XD
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    AWESOME!!

    AWESOME!!
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    XD

    XD
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    thanks for the likes...! XD

    thanks for the likes...! XD
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    interview of a sardar... Interviewer : Tell me the opposite of good. Sardar : Bad. Interviewer : Come. Sardar : Go. Interviewer : Ugly. Sardar : Pichlli. Interviewer : U G L Y? Sardar : PICHLLY !!!!!!! Interviewer : Shut Up. Sardar : Keep Talking. Interviewer : Get Out. Sardar : Come In...
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    Sometime after independence three great leaders of the country - Mahatma Gandhi, Lal Bahadur Shastri and Jawaharlal Nehru went to heaven. God asked Lal Bahadur Shastri how many children he had during his time on earth. He replied saying he had three! Happy with the relatively good family...
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    He didn’t like the curry And he didn’t like my cake. He said my biscuits were too hard… Not like his mother used to make. I didn’t prepare the coffee right He didn’t like the stew, I didn’t mend his socks The way his mother used to do. I pondered for an answer I was looking for a clue. Isn’t...
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    A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner. The woman took out her bill fold, extracted ten dollars and asked, “If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it...
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    Teacher to class: “Behind every successful man there is a woman.” What do we learn from it? Student: ” We should stop wasting time in studies and find that woman :ROFLMAO:
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