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  1. somya

    true thing!!

    true thing!!
  2. somya

    ~~jokes?? in here?? really??

    Following an especially angry argument, Mr. and Mrs. Smith went to bed not speaking to each other. Needing to wake up early the following morning, Mr. Smith left a note on his wife’s bedside table that said, “Wake me up at six.” An exasperated Mr. Smith awoke at ten the following morning and...
  3. somya

    ~~jokes?? in here?? really??

    1. What is height of Fashion? - Dhoti with a zip . ************** 2. What is height of Secrecy? - Offering blank visiting cards. ************** 3. What is height of Active laziness? - Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk. ************** 4. What is height of Craziness? - Getting a...
  4. somya

    ~~jokes?? in here?? really??

    lawyers are so clever...! An old penny pincher had no friends. Just before he died he asked his doctor, lawyer, and pastor to gather around him at bedside. “I have always heard that you can’t take it with you. But I want to disprove that theory,” he said. “I have $90,000 under my mattress, and...
  5. somya

    ~~jokes?? in here?? really??

    Irritated tenant to the land lord, “Look, the rain is simply pouring through the roof of my bed room.” Landlord replied, “Just as our contract says, Running water in every room!”:p
  6. somya

    ~~jokes?? in here?? really??

    In an interview, Interviewer : How does a scooter run? Santa : Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr…………. Interviewer shouts : Stop it!! Santa : Dhhuurrrr dhupp dhupp dhupp dhupp……………:ROFLMAO:
  7. somya

    Poetry! =P

    nice!!
  8. somya

    :)

    :)
  9. somya

    :)

    :)
  10. somya

    ~~jokes?? in here?? really??

    Little Emily, the minister’s daughter, ran into the house, crying as though her heart would break. “What’s wrong, dear?” asked the pastor. “My doll! Billy broke it!” she sobbed. “How did he break it, Emily?” “I hit him over the head with it.”:p
  11. somya

    thanks for followin!!

    thanks for followin!!
  12. somya

    Who is gona apear IGCSE xams in oct/nov 2012?

    physics paper 6 was sooooo easy!!:D
  13. somya

    how was biology paper 3??

    BST??
  14. somya

    yeah!!

    yeah!!
  15. somya

    thanks! n s2u!!

    thanks! n s2u!!
  16. somya

    paper 6 is easy.... m worried bout bs! n yeah i dont have any hints!!

    paper 6 is easy.... m worried bout bs! n yeah i dont have any hints!!
  17. somya

    October/November 2012 anyone?

    really?? cause mine went pretty good!
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