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  1. somya

    Guess the word... (Scramble)

    sherlock?? lfiabuetu (compliment)
  2. somya

    BEST BLOG TO GET ALL O LEVEL/IGCSE NOTES

    thanks it helped me!!
  3. somya

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    An Indian man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to India on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Indian man hands...
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    A drunken man phoned the local police department to report that thieves had been in his car. “They have stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator,” he cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time, and the same...
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    A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. “Come with me”, said St. Peter to the taxi driver. The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St. Peter to a mansion. It had anything you could imagine from a bowling alley to an...
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    Jack’s grandfather left him ten million dollars, and the next week Diane agreed to marry him. After three months of married life, Jack noticed that his beautifulnew wife was ignoring him more and more. On the rare occasion that she would go to bed with him she would be indifferent, or even...
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    A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment. A friend asked, “Why weren’t you successful with the Arabs?” The salesman explained, “When I got posted in the Middle East, I was very confident that I will makes a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there...
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    Before Marriage – - – (must read) Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: NO! Don’t even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course! Over and over! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: NO! Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you hug me? Boy...
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    On a ship, the Project managers of three different companies belonging to 3 different nations were traveling with their Trainee guys. They started an argument on whose Trainee engineer had more guts. The American PM called for one of his man and told him to jump off and take a round swimming...
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    Early one morning, a mother Sardarni went in to wake up her Sardar son. “Wake up, son. “ “But why, Mom? I don’t want to go.” “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go.” “Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me also!” “Oh, that’s no reason not to go to school. Come on now and...
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    One train which was going peacefully on the rail-tracks suddenly deviated from the tracks and went to the fields nearby and then came back on the tracks. The passengers were horrified. On the next Railway station the driver was caught: He was questioned how the incident happened. He explained...
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    Poetry! =P

    littlecloud11 nice!!
  14. somya

    Best Quotations

    true thing!
  15. somya

    Guess the word... (Scramble)

    aah! nice one!! aeronautics mrauka (manga chartacter)
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    Guess the word... (Scramble)

    photoshop scofeund (state of mind)
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    Best Quotations

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    Best Quotations

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    thanks!

    thanks!
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  20. somya

    trueee, but not always!

    trueee, but not always!
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