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  1. nirvana

    It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.

    It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
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    Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

    Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
  3. nirvana

    Be yourself; everyone else is already taken

    Be yourself; everyone else is already taken
  4. nirvana

    Those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind

    Those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind
  5. nirvana

    Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened

    Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened
  6. nirvana

    Roses Are Red Facebook Is Blue.No Mutual Friends.Who The Hell Are You? :P

    Roses Are Red Facebook Is Blue.No Mutual Friends.Who The Hell Are You? :P
  7. nirvana

    HoW mUcH Iz tOo MuCh?? :p

    HoW mUcH Iz tOo MuCh?? :p
  8. nirvana

    chat.. :)

    Lol.... mine will be like zat really soon :(
  9. nirvana

    chat.. :)

    hiii im fine n u??
  10. nirvana

    chat.. :)

    l lol
  11. nirvana

    chat.. :)

    Lol :p
  12. nirvana

    Jokes

    As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Route 280. Please be careful!" "It's not just one car," said Herman, "It's hundreds of them!"
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    Jokes

    Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years. The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a...
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    Jokes

    Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and "arranged marriage" It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" or "shoot himself". 21. What is a girl friend? Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends.
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    Jokes

    Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?" Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife." Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?" Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
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    Jokes

    Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card." Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
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    Jokes

    A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?" "Honey," the woman replied Sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"
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    Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Mom: Well, you have done the right thing. Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
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    Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles. Girl: Well that is because we aren't married yet.
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    Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What...
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