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  1. badrobot14

    :D I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

    :D I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
  2. badrobot14

    yes... wanted to catch up on sleep.. but then mom said eat first n then sleep so m wasting tym...

    yes... wanted to catch up on sleep.. but then mom said eat first n then sleep so m wasting tym now... :D need to write up some stuff but my processor here is not helping,....
  3. badrobot14

    You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. :p Henny Youngman

    You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. :p Henny Youngman
  4. badrobot14

    "I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, 'There's water in the carburettor'. I said...

    "I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, 'There's water in the carburettor'. I said, 'Where's the car?' She said, 'In the lake'."
  5. badrobot14

    *there

    *there
  6. badrobot14

    Rutzaba you don't want to go their... :D XD unless u r prepared to die.... TrueStriver is...

    Rutzaba you don't want to go their... :D XD unless u r prepared to die.... TrueStriver is dangerous... XD
  7. badrobot14

    Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at...

    Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
  8. badrobot14

    At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the...

    At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?” “Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.”
  9. badrobot14

    Few women admit their age... Fewer men act theirs.

    Few women admit their age... Fewer men act theirs.
  10. badrobot14

    n if men could read women's mind they'd probably finally find out what 'it's complicated'...

    n if men could read women's mind they'd probably finally find out what 'it's complicated' means.... :D
  11. badrobot14

    “Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish; and you have fed him for a...

    “Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish; and you have fed him for a lifetime.” — Old Chinese Saying "Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." Terry Pratchett.
  12. badrobot14

    "I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play, bring a friend. If you have one."...

    "I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play, bring a friend. If you have one." -- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill followed by Churchill's response: "Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second, if there is one."
  13. badrobot14

    Beautiful love story - MUST READ

    hahaaha... but I wish I could.. :ROFLMAO: such an informative thread.... I read half n then I scrolled to end coz it seemed fishy.... btw.... that slogan 'lado k lashkarey jagmag kaprey saaarey'... no soap slogan can beat it.. :p
  14. badrobot14

    better to sleep now... u feel better in salah if ur rested b4 it....

    better to sleep now... u feel better in salah if ur rested b4 it....
  15. badrobot14

    yes I know... u'll waste it on studies, instead... :D b/w me going... u shuld too so u wake up...

    yes I know... u'll waste it on studies, instead... :D b/w me going... u shuld too so u wake up at fajr..
  16. badrobot14

    *aint

    *aint
  17. badrobot14

    Alhamdulilah..! haha... keep guessing coz I ainst telling.. :p

    Alhamdulilah..! haha... keep guessing coz I ainst telling.. :p
  18. badrobot14

    haan isi lieay tou cel nahi nikala..! I said I ?WISH I had.... really just now a frnd called n...

    haan isi lieay tou cel nahi nikala..! I said I ?WISH I had.... really just now a frnd called n said even his mechanic advised against going there!!! now m amazed how I came back ok..??!!!! SubhanAllah!
  19. badrobot14

    yes but whole class is not like u....

    yes but whole class is not like u....
  20. badrobot14

    yeah.. parents will kill ur teachers for no tests, n u guys only wrk coz of test.... so it'd be...

    yeah.. parents will kill ur teachers for no tests, n u guys only wrk coz of test.... so it'd be a disaster... probably.
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