FUNNY JOKES

[cool.mohit21]

its fun

 

[cool.mohit21]

Attitude Of Youth

"We Are MOre Brilliant Than Einstein And Newton..
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It's Just They Didn't Leave Anything For Us To Invent"

 

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According To A Research
87% Of Young People Have
Back Pain.
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. The Other 13% Have No
Computer.

 

[cool.mohit21]

Boy: Where Are You Going?
Girl: For Suicide..
Boy: Then, Why Soo Much Make-Up?
Girl: You Idiot..!! Tomorrow My Photo Will Come In Newspaper....XD

 

[cool.mohit21]

Class Room Is Like A Train
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1st Two Benches R Reserved For VIP . .
Nxt Two Benches R General Coach
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Then
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Last Two Benches R Vry Demanded.
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Bcz Its."SLEEPER COACH"

 

[cool.mohit21]

The Best Place To
Breakup With Your
Girl Friend Is In McDonald
There Are Sharp
Knives & Forks 0r
Heavy Plates
&
You Can Always Hide Behind
A Fat Kid ... =P =D

 

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Boy: I'm Searching For The
Most Beautiful Girl..!!
Girl: Look I Came For You..!!
Boy: That's Nice! Now Help
Me To Find Her..!

 

[A7mAd-_-]

The Best Place To
Breakup With Your
Girl Friend Is In McDonald
There Are Sharp
Knives & Forks 0r
Heavy Plates
&
You Can Always Hide Behind
A Fat Kid ... =P =D

hahahah next time for sure ill think of that first

 

[A7mAd-_-]

Boy: I'm Searching For The
Most Beautiful Girl..!!
Girl: Look I Came For You..!!
Boy: That's Nice! Now Help
Me To Find Her..!

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

 

[cool.mohit21]

Smile Is The 2nd Best Thing U Do With Ur Lips.
Of Course You Know The First One... :-D





It's Keeping Ur Mouth Shut.

But I Like The Way U Think! ;-)

 

[cool.mohit21]

2010.
1 Class Ka Bacha Apni Miss Se Kehta Hai.
Mai Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hoon?
Miss: So Sweet!
Bacha: To Phir Mai Apne Ammi Abbu Ko Aap K Ghar Kab Bhejun.
Miss: Wo Kyon?
Bacha: Ta'kay Wo Hamari Baat Agay Chalayen,
Miss: Ye Kya Bakwaas Hai!
Bacha:
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Tution Parhne K Liye..

 

[cool.mohit21]

Mangta Hoon To Deti Nahi...
Jawab Mere Salwal Ka..
Deti Hai To Khada Ho Jata Hai..
Rom Rom Jazbat Ka..
Khada Hota Hai To Dalne Ko Man Karta Hai....
Balo Me Fool Gulab Ka...
Dalta Hoon To Tapak Padta Hai..
Patta Patta Gulab Ka...

 

[cool.mohit21]

Some Basic Rules
1.Apni Wife Ki Hr Roz Leni Chahiye
KHABAR
2.Uska Pakar Kr Bar Bar Chumna Chahiye
HAATH
3.Uska Bare Aaram Se Dabana Chahiye
PAIR
4. Uski Aage Se Hi Nahi Peeche Se Bhi Karni Chahiye
TAREEF
5.Uske Samne Aate Hi Nikaal Kar Uske Hath Mai Dedo
Monthly Salary!

 

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2 Kids Were Lying 2gether On A Bed Sharing The Same Blanket.
1st: Mai Ek Larka Ho. Tm Kon Ho?
2nd: Mjh Nhn Pta.
1st: Acha W8 (Ye Keh Kr Wo Blanket K Andar Gaya Aur Thori Dair Bad Nika) "Tm Larki Ho"
2nd: Tmhai Kesay Pata
1st: Q K Mai Ny Blue Socks Pehnay Hain Aur Tm Nay Pink.
APNI SOCH SAAF KARO !

 

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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
"Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, ur wife very sweet

 

[cool.mohit21]

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
"can kids of our age have kids?"
Teacher replied " NO Never!!"
Boy said to girl :
"see i told you not to worry!!!!"

 

[A7mAd-_-]

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
"can kids of our age have kids?"
Teacher replied " NO Never!!"
Boy said to girl :
"see i told you not to worry!!!!"

hhhahahhahhahhah this is complete ta7shish

 

[cool.mohit21]

A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
“I thought It was MONEY

 

[cool.mohit21]

2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better

 

[cool.mohit21]

3 FEELINGS
what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant