[JOKE] Polish Guy...

[badrobot14]

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.

Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day
he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce could depend on the circumstances,
and asked him the following questions:

"Have you any grounds"?
"Yes, an acre and half and nice little home".

"No, I meant what is the foundation of this case"?
It's made of concrete

"I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge"?
"No, we have carport, and not need one".

I mean, what are your relations like?
"All my relations still in Poland".

"Is there any infidelity in your marriage"?
"We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player".

"Does your wife beat you up"?
"No, I always up before her".

"Why do you want this divorce"?
"She going to kill me".

"What makes you think that"?
"I got proof".

"What kind of proof"?
"She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in
bathroom. I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover"
8)

 

[Nibz]

HAHAHAHA Awesome

 

[princesszahra]

 

[destined007]

:lol:

 

[scouserlfc]

:lol: Its too hearty to type anything :lol: :lol:

 

[VelaneDeBeaute]

 

[AtemisDelta]

nice one

 

[SalmanPakRocks]

:lol:

 

[Silent Hunter]

hahahaha poor person

 

[rockincrew]

haha

funny..

 

[secretagent]

wats this game??????????????????????????????????//
strange
and not funny llol

 

[XPFMember]

Assalamoalaikum!!

wats this game??????????????????????????????????//
strange
and not funny llol

This isnt a game! This is a joke!!

 

[scouserlfc]

its fun stuff mate,so it came in this sub forum !

 

[secretagent]

oh kk

 

[skinnyboyfat]

Damnit can't stop laughing !!!!

 

[sea_princess]

 

[Waleed007]

 

[Minato112]

Its funny

 

[..sacrifice4Revenge..]

:lol:
good 1

 

[meard421]

A guy goes into a outlet and tells the clerk, "I'd similar both Amend sausage."

The salesperson looks at him and says, "Are you Radiance?"

The guy, understandably offended, says, "Rise, yes I am. But let me ask you something." If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for Teutonic bratwurst, would you ask me if I was Germanic? Or if I asked for a clean hot dog would you ask me if I was Person? Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would ya, huh? Would ya?"

The salesperson says, "Fit, no."

With heavy self-righteous outrage, the guy says, "Fountainhead, all hand then, why did you ask me if I'm Glossiness honorable because I ask for Burnish sausage?"

The clerk replies, "Because this is Domicile Depot."
Uppercase Fishing Fleck

These two Slavonic guys hire a boat and go sportfishing in a lake. They are astonished at the confine of fish that they caught that day, so one says to the otherwise, "We'll feature to uprise backwards here tomorrow!"

The other asks, "But how will we remember where this blot is?"

The initial guy then takes a can of spray coat, paints an X on the undersurface of the dish, and says, "We'll conscionable appear for this X tomorrow."

The other guy says, "You moron! How do you see we'll get the assonant dish?"

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