~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[THE FOLLOWER]

 

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And some more I found

Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done.

America's health care system is second only to Japan... Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, ... well all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!

I am so smart, I am so smart, s-m-r-t....I mean s-m-A-r-t

If they think I'm going to stop at that stop sign, they're sadly mistaken!

Safety? But sir! If truth be known, I actually caused more accidents around here than any other employee, including a few doozies no one ever found out about.

Ignore the boy, Lord.

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless.



Peace

 

[MysteRyGiRl]

- airlines(punjab) air hostess: would u lyk ur meal now?
santa: what r my choices?
air hostess: yes or no

- how to entertain farigh ppl...
*press down*
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*press up*

- love is an illusion ! its a highly dependancy disorder for weak ppl....
strong ppl believe in flirting lyk a boss !!

- teacher: join these two sentences together
1. i was cycling 2 scool 2.i saw a dead body
boy: i saw a dead body cycling 2 scool

- can women make their husbands a millionaire??
YES !!
if they were previously billionares

- munna bhai after completing MBBS...checks patients eyes,ears,tongue,nose and says......
'haan torch kaam kar raha hai bhay'

- police: how did this accident take place?
motorist: i stopped @ dat stop sign ryt there and looked left and right just lyk it said.....

 

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[MysteRyGiRl]

ROFL ROFL geinus

 

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