~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[mista.lova.lova]

Hey ppl itz really nice to see u all enjoying yourself BUT plz post in a language that is common to all, not in urdu or whatever this language is, 'coz not everyone knows this language.
Thanks.

i always try to do...bt sometimes the jokes' taste ends wen it is translated...like those of punjaabi..

 

[okhan]

@ nannes
lala gud one

 

[okhan]

saw this one in 50-50
bashiray ko kutta kaat leta hai.he goes to a doctor
Doctor: apka thora sa gosht katna parega
Bashira: kitne paisay lagain gai?
Doctor: 1500
Bashira: Abe mjhe kuttay nai muft mai kata hai, main tumse 1500 mai kat vaun

 

[mista.lova.lova]

airhostess to pathan: are u sick, suffering from fever??
pathan: no i am musalman, saffer-ing from peshawar...

 

[mista.lova.lova]

~~skool dee wadee madam nay kutya pappu nu ais gal tay...
kay o kenda see choti madam nu; aaja tay bayja caykal tay~~

 

[mista.lova.lova]

janab admin sahab, guzarish hai kay iss topic viewtopic.php?f=23&t=1113&start=20 ko wapis International A and AS Level mai daal dijeye..OFF TOPIC mai iss par koi post karnay ki zehmat nahee karta...jabkay iska asal maksad bhee yehi thaa keh parhaaku kisam kay bachay lateefon say lutf-andooz hoon....

meharbaani,
aapka forum member,
mista.lova.lova

Dear Admin,
U are requested to kindly put back this thread viewtopic.php?f=23&t=1113&start=20 in Int. A and AS Level topic, as no one comes to visit the OFF TOPIC section and secondly the purpose behind its creation was to let ppl have fun n enjoy themselves in times of heavy studies n burden...

yours faithfully,
mista.lova.lova

 

[ashhadazam]

Y moved.. put it back pleasE

 

[mista.lova.lova]

2 sardars went to rob a bank,
after looting it they went to the bank manager, who was also a sardar..and said him that we have forgot our guns back at home...
the manager went into a thought and then said: no problem, u take the money today and can come wid guns tomorrow..

 

[princesszahra]

it was better there

 

[mista.lova.lova]

pm to admin....maybe he listens to u....cz he dznt me... :|

 

[mista.lova.lova]

a molvi was watching an english move...
wen ppl asked him; molvi sahab aap to kehtay hain kay filmain haram hain, to ye kya.. ??
molvi said: mai isko nafrat ki nigahon say dekh raha hun..

 

[CrystalCorpse]

ok i got one...and its related to tomo's exam: chemistry:


Two atoms are walking down the street.
Says one atom to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other says, "Are you sure??"
"Yes, I'm positive!"


LOL

 

[emkay]

LOL at that Chemistry joke!

"chor di parhaye meiny terey liye" now that was lame lol

 

[mishi qazi]

dix one is funny....

a boy wears da shirt of his dad n shalwar of his mum..
dan goes out to market
ppl askj hium wat type of style is dix so he says
ful MUMMY DADDY STYLE....=p

 

[CrystalCorpse]

what do u mean kiddo

 

[Jazib]

ok i got one...and its related to tomo's exam: chemistry:


Two atoms are walking down the street.
Says one atom to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other says, "Are you sure??"
"Yes, I'm positive!"


LOL

loll
loved it

 

[Jazib]

dix one is funny....

a boy wears da shirt of his dad n shalwar of his mum..
dan goes out to market
ppl askj hium wat type of style is dix so he says
ful MUMMY DADDY STYLE....=p

now this 1 is even better

 

[mishi qazi]

hehe yeaahh....
i hav one moree...
father to son....
" do u nw who is allamah iqbal??"
son,
"no"
father...
"beta skool jao tu pata chaly ga na..."
son,
"u now who is asharf??"
father
"no"
son
"ghar jaldi ao tu pata chaly na.."
hehehheeh ahaha

 

[mista.lova.lova]

lmfao...
man, its getting dirty.. ;P

 

[mishi qazi]

hahah
lol..yeaah.. i agree