~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[jafar]

World's best feeling:
It cums when we see a very wonderful question paper in exam hall nd smile at each other n say 'Tujhe bhe nai aata yaar??!!

 

[jafar]

If Colombus was married he wud hav neva discovered America....
Cuz
Peechay se awaz aati....
kahan ja rahay ho?
kis k sath?
kya dariyaft karnay?
Main be chalun?
Wapis kab aao gay?
Ghar pe rehne main mout aati hai tumhe?
Meray liye kya lao gay?
Rozana fone kartay rehna..
Wapsi mai timatar or dahi letay aana.......

 

[mista.lova.lova]

aik kashti tufan mai phans gaye...

Captain: kisi ko tufan say bachnay ki dua yaad hai??

Molvi: haan mujay..

Captain: theek hai, tum dua mango, hamaray paas aik life jacket kam hai..

 

[mista.lova.lova]

how women call their husbands in 1st six years of their life!!

yr.1 - Jaanu
yr.2 - Aay jee
yr.3 - Sunte ho??
yr.4 - Hassan day papa..
yr.5 - kithe marr gaye??
yr.6 - tun aana kay mai awan KANJRA??

 

[mista.lova.lova]

wenever sardar said 'i luv u' to his girl friend, he fell down....
people asked whats wrong with him??
he said: "i m falling in love"

 

[Zohaib Sherazi]

3 sardars were out for a party. They forgot the bottles of soda home.

1st sardar to younger sardar : You go back home and bring the bottles of soda

Younger sardar: No, i won't. If i go back home you ppl will eat the sandwiches.

2nd sardar : No, we won't till you come back, you go now.

The whole day passed, both the sardar's were anxiously waiting for the younger sardar to get back. They were really hungry, it was evening:

1st Sardar: I knew he will not return, lets eat the sandwiches.

2nd Sardar: Yes, you are right.

He takes out the sandwiches from the basket...

Suddenly the young sardar jumps from behind the bushes :

"See, i caught u, i knew if i went you would eat the sandwiches "

 

[Nibz]

ohahahahaha.........

 

[mista.lova.lova]

heyyyy.....atlaaast.....i can see zohaib posting some fun stuff..
lolx
and wait...is it english translation of a joke of mine, i posted long ago in this thread..

 

[mista.lova.lova]

yeah maybe...
but check page 2, post #4....

 

[Nibz]

Both are different actually!
yar forgive him now, he (bechara) got sumtym to share sumthn funny, and u r pointing GHALTIYAN in it!!!
juz forget it!!!

 

[mista.lova.lova]

i never mind anything like dis....just shugal laga raha tha...

 

[mista.lova.lova]

sardar jab bhee bathroom jata to darwaza khool deta...
people asked, y r u doing so??
he replied: mujay shak parta hai ka darwazay k nechay say mujay koi dekhta hai.!!!

 

[Nibz]

Cool.

 

[mista.lova.lova]

ok, here is dirty one:-

sultan rahi: ay meray darwazay agay tat** kinay kiti aa??
mustafa qureshi: taiz aye see sohnaya, nikal gaye thaa kar k!!

 

[Zohaib Sherazi]

LoL. Nd btw i havnt read all the jokes in the thread

 

[mista.lova.lova]

nai nai.....I DIDNT MIND THAT!!!
well, m just after that , whatver, i dun remem hz name nw!!

 

[mista.lova.lova]

yaar, meray dost, meray bhai.....
maine tab bhee mind nai kiya thaa....see that my those posts had funny smilies, not any one wid sarcasm or anger..
but still, if u think, i was wrong, I APOLOGIZE!!
aur kuch?? :'(

 

[mista.lova.lova]

meri billi, mujay he meown??

 

[Nibz]

Ooooohahaahahahaha!!!

 

[mista.lova.lova]

Girl to her professor: Sir please give A in my paper, i'll do whatever u'll ask me to!!
Professir: Are you sure, anything??
Girl: yes sir!!
Professor: Ok, then go and study!!


Moral: Har koi Harami nai hota!! :mrgreen: