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~~jokes?? in here?? really??

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yar abi financial agreement wala letter he nai aya!!! usi ki tension pari hui hai, o week bhaar mai jaye!! :|
 
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he may ask k bhai dusri 2 choices kahan hai? agr usne recently univs k entry tests die hongay :D
 
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ab tu karachi kay halat bhe CS ki tarah ho gae hain FARAZ.....
.....kya pta kahin say awaz a jaey "fire in da hole" ....
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mista.lova.lova said:
airhostess to pathan: are u sick, suffering from fever??
pathan: no i am musalman, saffer-ing from peshawar... :p

I read this joke but it was not musalman it was meera because of her broken English.
 
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David and Michael (Hussey Bros) were lost in Sahara desert.
They were dying of thirst.....they came upon a oasis, with something like a mosque.
David said to Michael: "OK, lets pretend that we are Muslims, or we wont get any food and drinks..I am going to call myself Mohammad"
Michael refused to change his name and said: "my name is Michael, and i will not pretend to be other than what I am".

the Imam of the mosque received both well and asked about their names.
David said; "my name is Mohammad"
Michael said: "my name is Michael".

The imam turned to the helpers and said:
"please bring some food and drinks for Michael only".
then he turned towards David and said: "Salam Mohammad, Ramadan Mubarak" :mrgreen:
 
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mista.lova.lova said:
Law of conservation of love:-
"the amount of love between a boy and girl is directly proportional to the beauty of the girl and inversely proportional to the number of brothers she has" :p

hahaha.....
 
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bachon ki stories in 2010:-

--ek pyasa kawa urr raha tha, achanak nechay usay paani aur kuch kankar nazar aye, jaisay he vo pani mai kankar dalnay k liye nechay utra, khudkuch dhamakay mai maara gaya!

--ek kuttay nay kasai ki dukan say ghosht churaya, vo pani mai apna kas dekh raha tha k na malum afraad nay firing kar kay usay halak kar diya..!!

-- kachway aur khargosh nay race shuru ki he thee k drone tyaray kay hamlay mai dono maray gaye.. !!

-- aladin nay chirag ragra to jin us say gun point par sab kuch lay cheen farar ho gaya!!

:mrgreen:
 
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