~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[mista.lova.lova]

yar abi financial agreement wala letter he nai aya!!! usi ki tension pari hui hai, o week bhaar mai jaye!! :|

 

[mista.lova.lova]

Someone asked from a sardar, what is big akal (mind) ya bhainss (cow)
sardar thot for a long time...then said: u didnt tell me their date of births..

 

[Jazib]

or maybe the other 2 choices

 

[mista.lova.lova]

didnt get u??? :S

 

[Jazib]

he may ask k bhai dusri 2 choices kahan hai? agr usne recently univs k entry tests die hongay

 

[mista.lova.lova]

lolz....
then say other 4 options..
a-e .... :S

 

[mista.lova.lova]

ab tu karachi kay halat bhe CS ki tarah ho gae hain FARAZ.....
.....kya pta kahin say awaz a jaey "fire in da hole" ....

 

[mista.lova.lova]

Sardar's son:
babu jee, wen u die, shoud we bury u or burn u??

sardar: oh, i dun noe, ....u give me surprise!!

 

[Jazib]

Law of conservation of knowledge:
"no matter how long the lecture may be, the knowledge before nd after the lecture remains same"

 

[mista.lova.lova]

Law of conservation of love:-
"the amount of love between a boy and girl is directly proportional to the beauty of the girl and inversely proportional to the number of brothers she has"

 

[Jazib]

hahahhaha

 

[amazon]

airhostess to pathan: are u sick, suffering from fever??
pathan: no i am musalman, saffer-ing from peshawar...

I read this joke but it was not musalman it was meera because of her broken English.

 

[mista.lova.lova]

I read this joke but it was not musalman it was meera because of her broken English.

sab chalta hai dost!!

 

[mista.lova.lova]

David and Michael (Hussey Bros) were lost in Sahara desert.
They were dying of thirst.....they came upon a oasis, with something like a mosque.
David said to Michael: "OK, lets pretend that we are Muslims, or we wont get any food and drinks..I am going to call myself Mohammad"
Michael refused to change his name and said: "my name is Michael, and i will not pretend to be other than what I am".

the Imam of the mosque received both well and asked about their names.
David said; "my name is Mohammad"
Michael said: "my name is Michael".

The imam turned to the helpers and said:
"please bring some food and drinks for Michael only".
then he turned towards David and said: "Salam Mohammad, Ramadan Mubarak" :mrgreen:

 

[SAUD ASLAM]

MISTA from where u get these jokes

 

[mista.lova.lova]

MISTA from where u get these jokes

well,....my sources dont want themselves being disclosed!!!
but if u like these, i may compliment them..

 

[Jazib]

i thought u get these from the SMSs. but the last 1....

 

[soumayya]

Law of conservation of love:-
"the amount of love between a boy and girl is directly proportional to the beauty of the girl and inversely proportional to the number of brothers she has"

hahaha.....

 

[mista.lova.lova]

bachon ki stories in 2010:-

--ek pyasa kawa urr raha tha, achanak nechay usay paani aur kuch kankar nazar aye, jaisay he vo pani mai kankar dalnay k liye nechay utra, khudkuch dhamakay mai maara gaya!

--ek kuttay nay kasai ki dukan say ghosht churaya, vo pani mai apna kas dekh raha tha k na malum afraad nay firing kar kay usay halak kar diya..!!

-- kachway aur khargosh nay race shuru ki he thee k drone tyaray kay hamlay mai dono maray gaye.. !!

-- aladin nay chirag ragra to jin us say gun point par sab kuch lay cheen farar ho gaya!!

:mrgreen:

 

[Jazib]

hahahahha gsome1 is back