~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[XPFMember]

:x maths is the best of all subjects

 

[CaptainDanger]

Well yeah I love it too... It was just a joke....

 

[XPFMember]

i know./...was kidding

 

[Tweety-Angie]

I didn't understand some jokes out here :S
I know only English and Nepali...

 

[CaptainDanger]

Oh PM me the one you didnt get...

 

[scouserlfc]

nice jokes more please.

 

[SalmanPakRocks]

:x maths is the best of all subjects

I agree !! MATHS IS THE BEST !!! It is so challenging and fun !!

 

[CaptainDanger]

Sure is!!!!!

 

[arlery]

pathan:miss apne kal mujhe call q ki thui kya kaam tha mujh se??

teacher:main ne to koi call nhn ki

pathan:to phir mere mobile pe kyun likha tha 1 miss call !

 

[libra94]

haha nice!
here's another one
I Was In Taxi...When The Taxi Driver Said:
"I Love This Job ...!
I Am My Own Boss..;
And No Body Tells Me What To Do..!"
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Then I Replied: Chal Agay Sy Left Lay..."(

 

[scouserlfc]

hahahahaha nice ones.

 

[CaptainDanger]

Psychometric Test:

Suppose you are driving a car on rainy night. You arrive at a bus stop where you see three people waiting for the bus:

(1)An old lady whos abt to die.
(2)An old friend who once saved ur life
(3)A perfect man/woman u have been dreaming abt..
Which 1 wud u choose to offer to come in ur car,knowing dat there cud b only 1 passenger in ur car?
This was once used as part of job application.
1st tell me ur ans then i will reveal wht actually happened in that interview...

 

[sundalwahid]

aik pathan teex barish mai apne dost k ghar gaya us se milne k lia....!!!
ux k dost ne us se kaha k ajj yahin ruuk jao kyun k barish bht teex ho rai hai...!!
pathan apne dost ko bolta hai k theek hai tum mere lia bed lagao mai yahin ruk jata hooon..!!!
pathan ka dost us k lia bed tayaar krta hai and pathan ko bolata hai tou woh gayab hota hai....

after a while pathn pura gella ho kr ata hai aur apne dost ko bta hai mai apne ghar gaya tha
ye btane k ajj mai tere ghar pe ruuk raha hoon......

 

[sundalwahid]

aik pathan oxford university se qualified ho kr bahar ata hai aur media ux ko gher leti hai ...
media ux se puchti hai k app agey kia krna chahein ge...??
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tou pathan bolta hai k...OO KUUCHA HAMRA BACHPAN SE AIK KHUWAB HAI HUM APPNA KHUD KA TANDUUR KHOLE....

 

[scouserlfc]

LOL

 

[CaptainDanger]

Psychometric Test:

Suppose you are driving a car on rainy night. You arrive at a bus stop where you see three people waiting for the bus:

(1)An old lady whos abt to die.
(2)An old friend who once saved ur life
(3)A perfect man/woman u have been dreaming abt..
Which 1 wud u choose to offer to come in ur car,knowing dat there cud b only 1 passenger in ur car?
This was once used as part of job application.
1st tell me ur ans then i will reveal wht actually happened in that interview...

No one answered...

 

[arlery]

Psychometric Test:

Suppose you are driving a car on rainy night. You arrive at a bus stop where you see three people waiting for the bus:

(1)An old lady whos abt to die.
(2)An old friend who once saved ur life
(3)A perfect man/woman u have been dreaming abt..
Which 1 wud u choose to offer to come in ur car,knowing dat there cud b only 1 passenger in ur car?
This was once used as part of job application.
1st tell me ur ans then i will reveal wht actually happened in that interview...

No one answered...

(1) An old lady who's about to die.

 

[CaptainDanger]

Wrong, he or she wil give his car to friend to take old lady to hospital and will stay with mr/miss perfect.... :lol:

 

[sundalwahid]

hahhahaha....
lol dis was nyce...

 

[CaptainDanger]