~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[SalmanPakRocks]

nice jokes !!
omg I m Leader now !! just noticed that !!

 

[CaptainDanger]

Hahahaha! Who is after you btw????

 

[SalmanPakRocks]

I meant on rank !! well anyway please post some more jokes !!

 

[CaptainDanger]

I know that... But who is after you???

 

[SalmanPakRocks]

I dunno !!

 

[CaptainDanger]

ok...

 

[SalmanPakRocks]

jokes please !!

 

[CaptainDanger]

For very soon Wedding will look like this---->
Qazi: Do you agree to change your Facebook status from Single to Married????

Guy: I do !!!

Girl: I do !!!

Qazi: You are now husband and wife...
U may like your status...;-):-D

 

[CaptainDanger]

Fantastic line by a HEART BROKEN BOY.
"if my love fails. I would not die 4 her"
because
She might get a BOY again
but
my MOM Wil never get a SON like me again.

 

[CaptainDanger]

For you Salman


Hr MAA Ka Sapna Hota He K Us Ki Beti Ko Ek Acha Larka Mile.!

Ab AAP Hi Batao,

Akela ''SALMAN" KIS KIS MAA ka sapna pura karay?¿?¿

 

[CaptainDanger]

Assume!
All MATHEMATICS Exams wilL now be only OBJECTIVE TYPE


Example:

3+3=?
Options wilL be:

a. 6
b. Six
c. VI
d. 06.00

 

[CaptainDanger]

An ENG,doctor and MBA students were going in a boat a devil appears n says throw something in d sea, if i find it i will kill u,if i cant then i will be ur slave!
Engrr student throws a needle, devil finds it n kills him .. MBA student throws a memory card, devil finds it n kills him!

The medical student thrws disprine dt disolves in water and says "come on buddy lets go home!"

Doctors Rocks

 

[CaptainDanger]

Bacha to her mom:
ami men kese paida hua.?
Mom:mene 1 brtan men mati dal k rakh di kuch din bad us me se tm mily.

Bache ne aisa he kia....
Jb kuch din k bad usne ja k dekha to us me 1 frog tha.

Bacha ghusy se:
Dil to kr raha ha k tuje jaan se maar dun.

PAR KIA KRUN OLAAD HA TU MERI:-D

 

[CaptainDanger]

A Heart-breaking Message written under the wall clock in an examination hall:


"TIME WILL PASS!!
.
.
.
BUT WILL YOU...? ;-)

 

[CaptainDanger]

HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT PARTS OF Pakistan:

Scenario-1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace.
The first two get together and beat him up.
That's Lahore
Scenario - 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
YOU'RE IN karachi
Scenario - 3
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.
A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai-stall.
That's Multan

Scenario - 4
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house and says,
"don't fight in front of my place, go sum where else and keep fighting".
That's Islamabad
- 5
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on
their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are definitely in Peshawar

 

[SalmanPakRocks]

hehehehehehehehehhehehehe Nyc collection !!
my answer would be a

 

[CaptainDanger]

Height of innocence:

Small Kid
(on phone): Madam, my shon(son) will noth(not) come tho shchool thoday.

Madam: Who are you?

Kid: My papa is shpeaking

 

[CaptainDanger]

A wife hit her husbnd wid a frying pan

husbnd:
wat was that for?

wife:
i found a paper in ur pocket, wid the name JENNY on it

husbnd:
i played race lst week n JENNY was the name of my horse

wife: sorry

next day wife hit him again wid the frying pan again

husbnd:why?

wife:ur horse is on the phone !

 

[CaptainDanger]

Boyz Vs Girlz...
Girl:how many applez can u eat in empty stomach.
Boy:4 apples
girl:u can eat only 1 apple bcoz when u eat 2nd apple thn ur stomach is not empty
boy: super joke i'll tell my frndz..
.
.
(boy to his frnd)
boy:how many apples can u eat in empty stomach
frnd:6 apples
boy:hat yaar!..agar 4 bolta to ek mast joke sunata...
:-D:-D

 

[CaptainDanger]

Will post other some other time...