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~~jokes?? in here?? really??

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other 1...!!!!

Wife: “Sardar ji tuwaday dost di death ho gai ay
tussi gaye kyon nhi?

Sardar: Kaminay ne menu bulaya hi nahi…:p :p :p
 
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hmm now dis is not a joke buh a funny quote....:p

When a girl leaves you, never be dejected.
Be thankful to her because she has given you
opportunity to get other girls.
 
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hehheheheeheeh is 1 is damn cool....:p :p :p

Girlfriend: Jaan mujay aise propose karo jaise kisi ne na kiya ho…

Boyfrirend: Kamini Behaya I love you,
Muj se shadi kar k meri zindagi tabah kar de zaleel aurat….;) :p :p :p


well kia kabhi kisi gf ne aisa kaha hoga...:p
 
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Teacher to class: “Behind every successful man there is a woman.”

What do we learn from it?

1 Student: ” We should stop wasting time in studies and find that woman.;...:p :p: P:p :p
 
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In biologic practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs?
Sardar: I dont know sir
Examiner: You are failed, whats your name?
Sardar: See my legs and tell my name....:p :p: :p :p :p
 
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1 boy went to meet his GF
when he came back at home
mom asked: Where were you?
boy: To meet my girlfriend
mom, ghusay se: kis liye?
boy: yes, bohat kiss liey....:p :p :p :p :p :p
 
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