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I Miss You... !

Dear Salary !

Plz Come Back To
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Stay With Me,

You Left Me In Such
A Rush Last Month,

I Didn't Have Even Time
To Tell U Abt My Plans...

I am Sorry,

Whatever It Is I Did...

I Promise ,

I'll Be Good ...
Love You
=P xD :p :D
 
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Jazib said:
I Miss You... !

Dear Salary !

Plz Come Back To
...
Stay With Me,

You Left Me In Such
A Rush Last Month,

I Didn't Have Even Time
To Tell U Abt My Plans...

I am Sorry,

Whatever It Is I Did...

I Promise ,

I'll Be Good ...
Love You
=P xD :p :D

ye to koi emotional cene mara hai... :D
khariyat hai?? :p
 
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us bechari par say ab ye zulmat k badal khatam kardo...
qissa ye purana hua ab isay bhasam kar do...
ye ilzam mai apnay sar leta hun FARAZ...
mainay he kaha tha k "Pepsi Pe 5 Rupay kam kar do" :p
 
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Sardar; meray dad ki height itni lambi hai k vo chaltay fan ko haath say rook letay hain....
pathan; meray dad ki height bhee kafi lambi hai, bas vo chawlain nai martay... :p
 
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ek MSc chemistry larki ki gaali:
salay expired chemical, active reagent mai impurity, paidaishi poisoned catalyst, h2s gas ki smell, noxious compound admi....tujay itna marun ge k teri half life bhe calculate na ho paye ge.....used filter paper, apna carbon isotope kay jaisa mu lay kar dafa ho jao....'bloody incomplete reaction' :p
 
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mista.lova.lova said:
a pakistani and an american made a bet.....the american would question the pakistani, nd if he didnt knew the ans then he will have to gv american 5 rupees...bt on pakistani questioning american, if teh american didnt knew ans, he will gv thousand dollars....

american: who was the first person to climb everest??
pakistani quietly took out 5 rupees n gave to american..

pakistani: what animal is the one which has 3 eyes, 1 ear, 5 horns n 5 legs???
american didnt knew the ans, so gave 1000 dollars..

the nhe asked, what animal is dat??
pakistani again took out 5 rupees n gave them to american...
PS. the exchange rate is 1$=85Rs.
:p :p
NICE ONE :)
 
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a pathan got o gun as a gift from his father on his marriage.
his father said: agar biwi zero meter hui to hawai fire karna, agr na hui to goli maar dena.
pathan nay pehli raat hawai fire kia, dusri raat biwi ko goli maar de.. :p
 
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mista.lova.lova said:
a pathan got o gun as a gift from his father on his marriage.
his father said: agar biwi zero meter hui to hawai fire karna, agr na hui to goli maar dena.
pathan nay pehli raat hawai fire kia, dusri raat biwi ko goli maar de.. :p
Awesome :)
 
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Here's another one (it may sound a bit rude) :

Ho gaiay Maulana Fazlur Rehman kharay aik hi saf mein
Ho gaiay Maulana Fazlur Rehman kharay aik hi saf mein
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hor kisi di jaga hi nahi bachi..... :D :D :p
 
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HORROR Story of MATHS
Zoror read kerna

Aj se 300 years pehlay MATHS bohat masoom or piyari thi .

Kia howa kuch badmash students ne MATHS ko bohat maara yahan tak k Math ki akhri Sans thi or wo students se hamesha k lea naraz ho gae or martay martay sub students ko bad dua de gae.

Or

ye keh ker is dunia se chali gae k may to ja rahi hon lekin
MATHS
M = Meri
A = Atma
T = Tumhen
H = Hamesha
S = Sataye gi

Aj b maths ki atma bhatak rahi hay or saray students ko sata rahi hay or hamesha satati rahay gi. :p :p :p :p
 
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