~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[mista.lova.lova]

 

[XPFMember]

Nice Stories!!

 

[mista.lova.lova]

aik molvi dua maang raha tha: Ya Allah shahadat ki maut dena!!
pass betha aik baba bola: molvi jee jihad tay tussi jana nai, tay halway wich bomb kisi nay paana nai!!

 

[Jazib]

I Miss You... !

Dear Salary !

Plz Come Back To
...
Stay With Me,

You Left Me In Such
A Rush Last Month,

I Didn't Have Even Time
To Tell U Abt My Plans...

I am Sorry,

Whatever It Is I Did...

I Promise ,

I'll Be Good ...
Love You
=P xD

 

[mista.lova.lova]

I Miss You... !

Dear Salary !

Plz Come Back To
...
Stay With Me,

You Left Me In Such
A Rush Last Month,

I Didn't Have Even Time
To Tell U Abt My Plans...

I am Sorry,

Whatever It Is I Did...

I Promise ,

I'll Be Good ...
Love You
=P xD

ye to koi emotional cene mara hai...
khariyat hai??

 

[Jazib]

~~jokes?? in here?? really??

 

[mista.lova.lova]

us bechari par say ab ye zulmat k badal khatam kardo...
qissa ye purana hua ab isay bhasam kar do...
ye ilzam mai apnay sar leta hun FARAZ...
mainay he kaha tha k "Pepsi Pe 5 Rupay kam kar do"

 

[mista.lova.lova]

Sardar; meray dad ki height itni lambi hai k vo chaltay fan ko haath say rook letay hain....
pathan; meray dad ki height bhee kafi lambi hai, bas vo chawlain nai martay...

 

[TSZ]

Once two pathan went to a restaurant. Over there they felt thirsty and thought of drinking water. The glass on the table was upside down.
1st pathan: ye tou oper se bund hai
2nd pathan: haan, aur neechay se bhi toota hoa hai

 

[mista.lova.lova]

ek MSc chemistry larki ki gaali:
salay expired chemical, active reagent mai impurity, paidaishi poisoned catalyst, h2s gas ki smell, noxious compound admi....tujay itna marun ge k teri half life bhe calculate na ho paye ge.....used filter paper, apna carbon isotope kay jaisa mu lay kar dafa ho jao....'bloody incomplete reaction'

 

[karthik]

a pakistani and an american made a bet.....the american would question the pakistani, nd if he didnt knew the ans then he will have to gv american 5 rupees...bt on pakistani questioning american, if teh american didnt knew ans, he will gv thousand dollars....

american: who was the first person to climb everest??
pakistani quietly took out 5 rupees n gave to american..

pakistani: what animal is the one which has 3 eyes, 1 ear, 5 horns n 5 legs???
american didnt knew the ans, so gave 1000 dollars..

the nhe asked, what animal is dat??
pakistani again took out 5 rupees n gave them to american...
PS. the exchange rate is 1$=85Rs.

NICE ONE

 

[mista.lova.lova]

a pathan got o gun as a gift from his father on his marriage.
his father said: agar biwi zero meter hui to hawai fire karna, agr na hui to goli maar dena.
pathan nay pehli raat hawai fire kia, dusri raat biwi ko goli maar de..

 

[princesszahra]

a pathan got o gun as a gift from his father on his marriage.
his father said: agar biwi zero meter hui to hawai fire karna, agr na hui to goli maar dena.
pathan nay pehli raat hawai fire kia, dusri raat biwi ko goli maar de..

Awesome

 

[Shahroz95]

Assalamoalaikum.
You people have got awesome jokes! Here's one
What happens in an exam : Tick tock , Mind block , Pen stop , Eye pop , Full shock , Jaw drop , Time up , No Luck and then ...... Bad grades
:mrgreen:

 

[CaptainDanger]

Frnds check this one...
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[Shahroz95]

Here's another one (it may sound a bit rude) :

Ho gaiay Maulana Fazlur Rehman kharay aik hi saf mein
Ho gaiay Maulana Fazlur Rehman kharay aik hi saf mein
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hor kisi di jaga hi nahi bachi.....

 

[CaptainDanger]

2 Charsi cricket match daikh rahay thay


Afridi nay chakka mara...

Pehla charsi : Wah kya goal kiya hai!

Dosra charsi : Bewakof goal is main nahin, cricket main hota hai... =D

 

[scouserlfc]

NIce one.

 

[CaptainDanger]

Thnks...

 

[CaptainDanger]

HORROR Story of MATHS
Zoror read kerna

Aj se 300 years pehlay MATHS bohat masoom or piyari thi .

Kia howa kuch badmash students ne MATHS ko bohat maara yahan tak k Math ki akhri Sans thi or wo students se hamesha k lea naraz ho gae or martay martay sub students ko bad dua de gae.

Or

ye keh ker is dunia se chali gae k may to ja rahi hon lekin
MATHS
M = Meri
A = Atma
T = Tumhen
H = Hamesha
S = Sataye gi

Aj b maths ki atma bhatak rahi hay or saray students ko sata rahi hay or hamesha satati rahay gi.