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lol!!
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Before an exam, once my lil bro came to me when I was learning a slide, and asked what page are you on..I think I said 16.. He went, How many are there? and I said around 400.. He goes "WHAT? I'm not growing up!!!"
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Before an exam, once my lil bro came to me when I was learning a slide, and asked what page are you on..I think I said 16.. He went, How many are there? and I said around 400.. He goes "WHAT? I'm not growing up!!!"
Lol.
xD Opp happened with my 6 yr old sis, I was studying n I underline imp stuff on the book with pencil, so she came n said, "Aapi ur studies are so easy, u just have to make lines on ur book, I can make better lines than you." further she says, " if only you had to learn the spellings for the test than you would know how difficult it is..." XD
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Lol.
Opp happened with my 6 yr old sis, I was studying n I underline imp stuff on the book with pencil, so she came n said, "Aapi ur studies are so easy, u just have to make lines on ur book, I can make better lines than you." further she says, " if only you had to learn the spellings for the test than you would know how difficult it is..." XD
exactly...... once ma younger brother said: oh you have A levels? so few subjects.. and so easy... what if you had to do all these grade 6 sums ... then you would have realized the hard work needed..
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GERMAN! my cousin knows this.. man it's hard on the ears...
A famous inspirational speaker said:
"Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife"
Audience was in shock and silence..
He added: "she was my mother"
A big round of applause & laughter!
A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home
After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:
"Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife"
standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker
by the time he gained his senses,
he was on a hospital bed,
recovering from burns of boiling water!
Moral: don't copy if u can't paste!
"Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife"
Audience was in shock and silence..
He added: "she was my mother"
A big round of applause & laughter!
A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home
After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:
"Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife"
standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker
by the time he gained his senses,
he was on a hospital bed,
recovering from burns of boiling water!
Moral: don't copy if u can't paste!
A guy asked a girl in a library; “Do you mind if I sit beside you"?
The girl answered with a loud voice; "I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT
WITH YOUUU!!!”.
All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the
girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and she told him
"I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed right?"
The guy responded with a
loud voice: "$200 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!!!? THAT’S TOO MUCH!!!"
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and all the people in the
library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered in her ears;
"I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty"
The girl answered with a loud voice; "I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT
WITH YOUUU!!!”.
All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the
girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and she told him
"I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed right?"
The guy responded with a
loud voice: "$200 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!!!? THAT’S TOO MUCH!!!"
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and all the people in the
library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered in her ears;
"I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty"
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Einstein returns!
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summer was over and the teacher was askin the class about their vacations....
she turnd to little Johnny and asked what he did over the summer....
''we visited our grandmother in Minneapolis, Minnesota'' he said...
''that sounds like an excellent vocabulary word'' the teacher said, ''can u tell the class how u spell that??''
little Johnny thought about it and said ''come to think of it, she lives in Ohio!!''
she turnd to little Johnny and asked what he did over the summer....
''we visited our grandmother in Minneapolis, Minnesota'' he said...
''that sounds like an excellent vocabulary word'' the teacher said, ''can u tell the class how u spell that??''
little Johnny thought about it and said ''come to think of it, she lives in Ohio!!''
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