~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[mista.lova.lova]

well people......u noe what..wen we study a lot we shd also spend some tym doing some fun stuff...like music n movies or jokes...siddi gal "shugal"

as there goes a saying.. "all the work n no play, makes jackie a dull boi"
so get started, smiling makes use of only 32 muscles, where as getting angry uses 100, or I dnt remem 50.. or probably ten muscles?? :S


Note to moddie: plz dnt delete or move the topic bro...as there aint any other place fr dis kinda thing..

 

[ashhadazam]

Jokes?? in here?? really??

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

 

[ashhadazam]

Go post something here .. !!! We need to give it a boost : P !! I m out for now.. accounts paper 2mrw !

 

[mista.lova.lova]

so heres the first joke of the forum by me:

never kiss a policewoman, she will say 'hands up'

never kiss a doc, she will say 'next please'

always kiss a teacher, coz she will say: "wrong! do it again!"

 

[princesszahra]

there is a pathan
who is driving says to another pathan sitting right next to him
yar zara nikal k chk to karo k indicator chal raha hai?
dosra pathan
han nai han nai han nai han nai han nai!

 

[mista.lova.lova]

k everyone....give in ur shares..

 

[ashhadazam]

lol !! good ones

 

[ashhadazam]

Fursat kab milti hai bachpan guzar janay k baad

Mujhay bhook lagti hai khana khanay k baad

Mere paas do hi samaosay thay jo maine khaliay FARAZ

ek tere anay se pehlay ek tere janay k baad

 

[princesszahra]

there was a maulvi
me was on a cycle
cycle ki brakes kam nai kar rahin thin
he crashed into an old lady
old lady-aray babe tanu nazar nai anda teri inni wadi dari ae
maulvi--dari ae koi brakan nai

 

[Nibz]

Haha.

 

[Jazib]

"1ce upon a time there was a country, which was a nuclear power, but didnt have electric power". :S
ok, it wasnt a good joke, but its funnny for me

 

[princesszahra]

aik sheikh buiiling se nechay gir raha tha
woh builing bohat bari thi
uski wife 1st floor pe roti paka rahi thi
girte huwe us ne kaha
k meri roti na pakainnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
dam
lol

 

[nannes]

I Like to walk in the rain because no one can see me crying-William Shakespeare

I like to walk in the fog so that no one can see me smoking-Gulzaman Charsi

 

[mista.lova.lova]

3 sheiks went to picnic....thet took their sandwiches but forgot cold drink at home...atlast i was decided that the smallest sheikh would go to home to get the drink....he agreed on the condition that no the other two wont eat sandwiches widout him....

he went..

he didnt come aftr one day
not even after two days...
a week passed...bt the small sheik didnt return....

the other two sheiks thought that they shd eat the sandiches now....
as they were about to take their first bites, the smallest sheik came out from behind the tree n said: "jay ais tarah karna tay mai nai janda.." (if u gonna do lyk dis...i wont go..)

 

[mista.lova.lova]

a pakistani and an american made a bet.....the american would question the pakistani, nd if he didnt knew the ans then he will have to gv american 5 rupees...bt on pakistani questioning american, if teh american didnt knew ans, he will gv thousand dollars....

american: who was the first person to climb everest??
pakistani quietly took out 5 rupees n gave to american..

pakistani: what animal is the one which has 3 eyes, 1 ear, 5 horns n 5 legs???
american didnt knew the ans, so gave 1000 dollars..

the nhe asked, what animal is dat??
pakistani again took out 5 rupees n gave them to american...
PS. the exchange rate is 1$=85Rs.

 

[ammadb]

goood one guys..
hahhahahahahahaha

 

[mista.lova.lova]

c'mon ppl...its ur turn nw... :O :O

 

[princesszahra]

@ all jokers above
hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
bohar aala jokes!
mai ne ami abu ko bhi sunain!

 

[ashhadazam]

lol nice ones !

 

[maximum_user]

wow gr8 jokes.....i cant stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!believe me..@nannes ur joke was the best...ma mom got pareshan why am i laughing like hell!!!!!! Gulzaman CHARSI!!!!hehhehheeheh