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~~jokes?? in here?? really??

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Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.

Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.



Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.

Pathan: Thanks Yara..
 
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A boy 2 pathan: Mai agar chahon to tamam Pathano ko Jannat se nikal kar Jahanum main la sakta hoon.


Pathan: Kaise?

Boy: Main Jahanum mai Naswar ka dukan kholon ga
 
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This is actually one of henny youngman's joke n his version is more funny:
Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, "Send one of my bags to New York, send one to Los Angeles, and send one to Miami." She said, "We can't do that!" I told her, "You did it last week!"
haha yeah :p
i read it on my iTouch app.
 
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