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Epic Mr. Mod! Captain ;)
HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT PARTS OF Pakistan:

Scenario-1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace.
The first two get together and beat him up.
That's Lahore
Scenario - 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
YOU'RE IN karachi :D
Scenario - 3
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.
A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai-stall.
That's Multan :D

Scenario - 4
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house and says,
"don't fight in front of my place, go sum where else and keep fighting".
That's Islamabad :D
- 5
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on
their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are definitely in Peshawar :D
 
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A wife hit her husbnd wid a frying pan

husbnd:
wat was that for?

wife:
i found a paper in ur pocket, wid the name JENNY on it

husbnd:
i played race lst week n JENNY was the name of my horse

wife: sorry

next day wife hit him again wid the frying pan again

husbnd:why?

wife:ur horse is on the phone ! :p
 
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Boyz Vs Girlz...
Girl:how many applez can u eat in empty stomach.
Boy:4 apples
girl:u can eat only 1 apple bcoz when u eat 2nd apple thn ur stomach is not empty
boy: super joke i'll tell my frndz..
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(boy to his frnd)
boy:how many apples can u eat in empty stomach
frnd:6 apples
boy:Jaa yaar!..agar 4 bolta to ek mast joke sunata... :ROFLMAO::LOL::ROFLMAO::LOL:
 
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A Professor Explained;
Marketing To MBA Students:

1) You See Gorgeous Girl In Party,
U Go To Her & Say: "I Am Rich Marry Me.."
-Thats "Direct Marketing.."

2) U Attend Party,
& Ur Friend Goes To A Girl
& Pointing At You Tells Her:
"He' Is Very Rich, Marry Him.."
-Thats "Adverting.."

3) You Are At Party & Girl Walks To U;
& Says: "U Rich, Can U Marry Me??"
-That's "Brand Recognition.."

4) U See Cute Girl At Party,
And U Go To Her & Say:
"I M Very Rich Marry Me.."
& She Slaps U..
-Thats "Customer Feedback.."

5) U See A Girl At Party U Go To Her & Say:
"I M Very Rich Marry Me.."
& She Introduces U To Her Husband.. xO
-Thats "Demand & Supply Gap.."

6) U See Cute Girl At Party,
U Go To Her & Before U Say;
I M Rich, Marry Me, Ur Wife Arrives..!!
-Thats "Restriction 4 Entering New Market.."
xD :ROFLMAO:
 
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Ek ghane Jungle main aap raat ko akeley,

2 baje ka tym,

zor ki hawa chali,

Samne darakht pr 1 LASH zameen se 15ft upar latakti huwi,

Aap k dil main ghabrahat,

Saans taiz chalti huwi,

Aap us LASH k paas gaye,

Anchanak darakht ki tehni tooti

or LASH aap k upar giri,

Then...

Calculate da force with which da body will fall on u. Also,calculate da Kinetic Energy,when body will b at height of 6ft 4m ground.(Take g=9.8m/s & mass=66kg...:D

PHYSICS K JHATKAY ZARA HATT k..
 
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Husband: Honey, when I die, will you marry again?

Wife: I am afraid I will. You know how much I hate solitude.

Husband: Will you let him drive my car?

Wife: Well, I think so.

Husband: Will you let him sit in my favorite chair?

Wife: Maybe.

Husband: Will you let him have my gold watch?

Wife: Maybe.

Husband: Will you let him wear my nice suits?

Wife: No, he is shorter. :ROFLMAO:
 
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One day a very rich lawyer was going in his Limousine car when he saw two men along the road who were eating grass.​
he was shocked to see the sight and ordered his driver to stop and he got out to see that what is going on. He asked one of the men that why they were eating grass​
“We are very poor and can’t afford food,” the poor man replied. “We have to eat grass.” “Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I’ll feed you”,the lawyer said.​
“But sir, I have a wife and two children with me.​
They are over there, under that tree”. “Bring them along,” the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, “You come with us also.”​
The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, “But sir, I also have a wife and five kids with me!” “Bring them all, as well,” the lawyer answered. They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the Limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, “Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.”​
The lawyer replied, “Glad to do it. You’ll really love my place; the grass is almost 4ft high!”​
 
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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.​
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She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you`re stupid, stand up!"​
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After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you`re stupid, Little Johnny?"​
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"No, ma`am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"​
 
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