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Lady: Do you smoke?

Man: Yes

Lady: How many packs a day?



Man: 3 packs

Lady: How much per pack

Man: $10.00

Lady: And how long have you been smoking?

Man: 15 years

Lady: So 1 pack cost 10.00andyouhave3packsadaywhichputsyourspendingeachmonthat10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at 900. In one year, it would be $10,800 correct?

Man: Correct

Lady: If in 1 year you spend 10,800notaccountingforinflation,thepast15yearsputsyourspendingat10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at 162,000 correct?

Man: Correct

Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't smoked, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you smoke?

Lady: No

Man: Where's your Ferrari then?
 
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