~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[SalmanPakRocks]

ok thanks !!

 

[CaptainDanger]

hehehehehehehehehhehehehe Nyc collection !!
my answer would be a

Same here....

 

[CaptainDanger]

No problem...

 

[Silent Hunter]

A pagal goes to see the Movie "JurassicPark" and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him

"Kyon Sahab, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai"

pagal replies "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata "

 

[scouserlfc]

Teacher: Students tell me the name of any Microsoft product ?
Student A: Ms Word
Student B : MS Power point
Student C : MS Office
Student D: MS Dhoni LOL

 

[CaptainDanger]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HILARIOUS MAN!!!!!!! LIke it!

 

[hyder]

judge: y are u arrested?
man: fr shoping early..
judge: well its nt a crime! anyway how early were u shoping?
man: before the shop opened!!

 

[sundalwahid]

 

[Silent Hunter]

In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

 

[CaptainDanger]

Feel the Power of this Short Sentence! Turn to "ALLAH" Before You "Return" to "ALLAH"

 

[VelaneDeBeaute]

Thats thoughtful..!!

 

[leosco1995]

Very insightful. I also read that sentence somewhere else yesterday.

 

[CaptainDanger]

TRUE!

 

[CaptainDanger]

Riddle of the day
.
Only genius can answer this so u cant ;-) ask others
.
The word starts with 'O' but has the starting pronunciation of 'V'?
.
IT IS THE SINGLE SUCH WORD IN THE ENTIRE ENGLISH DICTIONARY & IS EXTREMELY COMMON!
.
Hint:
this message has a word that has the same meaning of the asked word
.
its a challenge 4 u!
No time limit

 

[sundalwahid]

ans plxx...???

 

[CaptainDanger]

I don't know... Anyone?

 

[libra94]

one?

 

[SalmanPakRocks]

Riddle of the day
.
Only genius can answer this so u cant ;-) ask others
.
The word starts with 'O' but has the starting pronunciation of 'V'?
.
IT IS THE SINGLE SUCH WORD IN THE ENTIRE ENGLISH DICTIONARY & IS EXTREMELY COMMON!
.
Hint:
this message has a word that has the same meaning of the asked word
.
its a challenge 4 u!
No time limit

I too guess its One !!

 

[libra94]

Riddle of the day
.
Only genius can answer this so u cant ;-) ask others
.
The word starts with 'O' but has the starting pronunciation of 'V'?
.
IT IS THE SINGLE SUCH WORD IN THE ENTIRE ENGLISH DICTIONARY & IS EXTREMELY COMMON!
.
Hint:
this message has a word that has the same meaning of the asked word
.
its a challenge 4 u!
No time limit

I too guess its One !!

ha! if its one, then im the genius one

 

[SalmanPakRocks]

but it doesn't have pronunciation of V !!