~~jokes?? in here?? really??

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[Ibtizam]

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champ-student xD

 

[FlameBlazer69]

there is a pathan
who is driving says to another pathan sitting right next to him
yar zara nikal k chk to karo k indicator chal raha hai?
dosra pathan
han nai han nai han nai han nai han nai!

LOL

 

[FlameBlazer69]

aik kashti tufan mai phans gaye...

Captain: kisi ko tufan say bachnay ki dua yaad hai??

Molvi: haan mujay..

Captain: theek hai, tum dua mango, hamaray paas aik life jacket kam hai..

OLOL

 

[FlameBlazer69]

An englishman and sardar inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Sardar: Good evening, we open the zip and do!

LOL HOLY CRAP XD

 

[FlameBlazer69]

Teacher: Students tell me the name of any Microsoft product ?
Student A: Ms Word
Student B : MS Power point
Student C : MS Office
Student D: MS Dhoni LOL

LOL

 

[My Name]

 

[FlameBlazer69]

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though they were a very large mammal their throat was very small.

The little girl stated Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

The teacher reiterated a whale could notswallow a human; it was impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

Teacher.. OWNED.

 

[FlameBlazer69]

Boy reached home late,
His fahter: Kahan tha tu.
Son: Friend ke pass tha.
Father called his 10 friends.
4 answered: "haan uncle, yaheen per tha".
3 answered: "Abhi just nikla hai".
2 answered: "Yahhen hai uncle, parh raha hai. phone du kya".
1 ne to hadd kar di, he answered "Haan papa, bolo kya hua"

Omg I can't get enuf of these XD

 

[My Name]

Omg I can't get enuf of these XD

all thnaks to u i say thi s joke!
or slese wud hav missd it

 

[FlameBlazer69]

i found this 1 funny 2.............
an American man dropped a penny off an airplane parachuted down and saw a girl crying. “whats wrong” he said she said, “a penny fell and broke my dollhouse.” Then a Russian man dropped a nickel off an airplane parachuted down and saw a boy crying. “whats wrong” he said the boy answered”a nickel fell and broke my TV.” Finally a chinese man dropped a bomb off an airplane parachuted down and saw a man laughing. “whats so funny,” he said the man answered,” I farted and my house blew up!” LOL!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

LOOLOLOLLOOOOOOOOL ROFL XD

 

[FlameBlazer69]

Teacher: What is 2 minus 2 ?

Pathan: Mere Ko Sumujh Nahi Aya...

Teacher : Acha.. Tumharay Pass 2 Rotiyan Thi , Aur Tum Ney Dono Kha Lien, To Kya Bacha ?

Pathan: Salan Bacha !

Teacher shocked , Pathan Rocked !!!

:lol:

XD

 

[FlameBlazer69]

Different varieties of mom..
.
(Dr Ammi)
ek thapar parega to theek ho jaoge
.
(Reminder ammi)
ek baat tumhe kitni baar batani parti hai
.
(DHAMKANE WALI AMMI)
Aane do papa ko, tumhari shikayat karungi
.
(Purani AMMI)
Jab main tumhari umar ki thi to ghar ki sari zimedari sambhalti thi
.
(Duur andesh AMMI)
Mujhe pata tha, yeh glass tootay ga zarur
.
(CONFUSED AMMI)
main insan hu k machine!?
.
(NARAZ AMMI)
Lunch me parathe tumhare liye diye they ya tumhare dosto k liye?
.
(SHAKKI AMMI)
10 meN se 10 no.. zarur tumne cheating ki hogi
.
.
BEST AMMI
Meri Ammi :Yahoo!:

Meri Ammi ^ pura combination XD

 

[My Name]

""True Bravery""
Arrive Home Late,
Mobile In Hand,
Typing Message,
Singing A Song,
&
Mom Waiting For U With a jharoo & U Say
Hey Mom! Abhi Tak Safai Chal rahi

crazy

 

[My Name]

ITS OFFICIAL we areall dead!

 

[shoaib672002]

ITS OFFICIAL we areall dead!

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