~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[CaptainDanger]

First time for me though.. Nice one!

 

[faraway]

Man Asks Wife-
What Would You Do If I Won The Lottery ?

Wife Says- I'd Take Half n Leave You

Husband- Perfect ! I've Won ...$10 , Here's $5 Now Get Lost.. =P

 

[arlery]

2 Dost

Year 1980

A=Yar ye light kb Jati hai
...B=Pata nhi,shayad Saal men 1 Bar.

Year 1990

A=Yaar ye Lite Q Jati hai
B=Pta nhi,shayd Transfrmr Badlty hen

Year 2010

A=Yar ye Lite kb aye gi

B=Jab Hmary Elaqy ki Jae gi tb Tmhary Elaqy ki Ayegi

Year 2014

A=Yar ye Lite ay gi Aaj?

B=Nhi Aaj Multan me hai,Krachi ki Bari Kal hai

Year 2020

A=Suna hai purane Waqton me Lite hua krti thi

B=So Ja Lite wite kuch nhi Hoti,Sub Tera Wehem Hai...

 

[Silent Hunter]

^^^ hahaha

 

[MysteRyGiRl]

Man Asks Wife-
What Would You Do If I Won The Lottery ?

Wife Says- I'd Take Half n Leave You

Husband- Perfect ! I've Won ...$10 , Here's $5 Now Get Lost.. =P

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzz :lol: :lol:

 

[faraway]

Man Asks Wife-
What Would You Do If I Won The Lottery ?

Wife Says- I'd Take Half n Leave You

Husband- Perfect ! I've Won ...$10 , Here's $5 Now Get Lost.. =P

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzz :lol: :lol:

i know..=P

 

[arlery]

A Memon Had An Accident
In His New BMW

When Cops Arrived,
Memon Cried
......"Officer My Brand New
Car ! ! "

Cops Says:
"Your Materialistic
Nature Makes Me Sick And
You r So Blinded By Money,
You Haven't Noticed That
Your Left Arm Has Been Cut
Off In The Accident !"

Memon Looks At The
Left Arm n Yells . . .

"OH MY GOD -
My ROLEX"

 

[arlery]

Sardar-tu bta ki meri tokri me kya hai to sare k sare ande tere,
ye bta diya ki kitne hai to 8 k 8 tere a
ur ye bta diya ki kis k hai to murgi bhi teri.

Dusra sardar-are yaar hint to de.

 

[beacon_of_light]

Sardar-tu bta ki meri tokri me kya hai to sare k sare ande tere,
ye bta diya ki kitne hai to 8 k 8 tere a
ur ye bta diya ki kis k hai to murgi bhi teri.

Dusra sardar-are yaar hint to de.

hahaha lol

 

[CaptainDanger]

Hahahahah! NIce ones!

 

[Lyfroker]

lollzzzzzzzzzz

 

[CaptainDanger]

Seeing a cockroach On Your Bed is Nothing Actually...
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....
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The Real Problem Starts When It Disappears =p

Kahan Gaya? Kahan Gaya :O

 

[CaptainDanger]

Different varieties of mom..
.
(Dr Ammi)
ek thapar parega to theek ho jaoge
.
(Reminder ammi)
ek baat tumhe kitni baar batani parti hai
.
(DHAMKANE WALI AMMI)
Aane do papa ko, tumhari shikayat karungi
.
(Purani AMMI)
Jab main tumhari umar ki thi to ghar ki sari zimedari sambhalti thi
.
(Duur andesh AMMI)
Mujhe pata tha, yeh glass tootay ga zarur
.
(CONFUSED AMMI)
main insan hu k machine!?
.
(NARAZ AMMI)
Lunch me parathe tumhare liye diye they ya tumhare dosto k liye?
.
(SHAKKI AMMI)
10 meN se 10 no.. zarur tumne cheating ki hogi
.
.
BEST AMMI
Meri Ammi :Yahoo!:

 

[CaptainDanger]

When I was at school, someone stole my rough copy
Now they call it
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"OXFORD DICTIONARY";-)
(no m not showing off)

 

[arlery]

^ XD hahaha

 

[CaptainDanger]

:Yahoo!:

 

[faraway]

Seeing a cockroach On Your Bed is Nothing Actually...
.
.
.
.
....
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
The Real Problem Starts When It Disappears =p

Kahan Gaya? Kahan Gaya :O

so true!!!! =)

 

[Silent Hunter]

Seeing a cockroach On Your Bed is Nothing Actually...
.
.
.
.
....
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
The Real Problem Starts When It Disappears =p

Kahan Gaya? Kahan Gaya :O

so true!!!! =)

correct but by the way why isnt the it a problem when you see a cockroach on ur bed? u wouldnt like it to sleep with you beside you ? or would u ?

 

[CaptainDanger]

Hahaha!!! Well that is the other point...

 

[Silent Hunter]