CRICKET anyone?

[Waleed007]

What is the biggest pressure for pakistan cricket team

When they have one run to chase in 8 overs with five wickets in hand.
Think

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How to speak english in presentation ceremony?

Lame...!

 

[avenger]

u guys don't deserve to talk about sportsman spirit. okay!!! and these jokes are for fun right... so why u bothered... did i complain you about the jokes u madee.. don't act like a crying baby noww. plzzzz.

oh yeah? look who is talking -_- tsk tsk. ur the one crying so plz shut it. making jokes about my team and country? 'course i'll be bothered. as if u do deserve to talk about sportsman spirit thing?

 

[Rutzaba]

lemme continue this discussion

 

[Rutzaba]

An Article of paki captain, after winning oneday series against India, in The Dawn (paki English newspaper)

"I want to thanks my hole country men n women n goats n cocks to believe on
us.we have wined the one day series and the credit goes to pitch kyu-rate-
arr's wife because he had a wonderful husband who build such a tremendous
wicket.
After winning the toss firstly I was thoughting to choose bat second but
Indian's son-in-law suggest me that "bhai jaan we should ball second." and
then I bat first.
I want to thanks jamshed who playing such good cricket and build
century.Lamboo also ball belled.hope he will get girlfriend soon,let us pray for
her,amen.
When India was batted my hole concentration was on Virat Kohli's cellkon
mobile.and during his bat sir virat taughting me that how he can pataying girl
by his phone.it was an important lesson to me.
Finally we wined and now we are gotting prepared for 3rd odi.Pray for us,hope
we will clean sweep series and you will again read my another article. Khuda
hafiz."
.
Paki ppl reaction:- Laale di jaan,tu chha gaya,hum jeet gaye aur tune pura
angreji me likha.maza aa gaya.
.
Indian' reaction:- agar tu hamara padosi aur hamare bahnoi ka dost na hota to
English k murder k jurm me 302 lagwate. :-/

hey sour grapes. how ya doin?

 

[Rutzaba]

An Article of paki captain, after winning oneday series against India, in The Dawn (paki English newspaper)

"I want to thanks my hole country men n women n goats n cocks to believe on
us.we have wined the one day series and the credit goes to pitch kyu-rate-
arr's wife because he had a wonderful husband who build such a tremendous
wicket.
After winning the toss firstly I was thoughting to choose bat second but
Indian's son-in-law suggest me that "bhai jaan we should ball second." and
then I bat first.
I want to thanks jamshed who playing such good cricket and build
century.Lamboo also ball belled.hope he will get girlfriend soon,let us pray for
her,amen.
When India was batted my hole concentration was on Virat Kohli's cellkon
mobile.and during his bat sir virat taughting me that how he can pataying girl
by his phone.it was an important lesson to me.
Finally we wined and now we are gotting prepared for 3rd odi.Pray for us,hope
we will clean sweep series and you will again read my another article. Khuda
hafiz."
.
Paki ppl reaction:- Laale di jaan,tu chha gaya,hum jeet gaye aur tune pura
angreji me likha.maza aa gaya.
.
Indian' reaction:- agar tu hamara padosi aur hamare bahnoi ka dost na hota to
English k murder k jurm me 302 lagwate. :-/

LETS MAKE A DEAL. your country teaches us to speak english...
our country teaches you how to play cricket capish?

 

[SamiaSaad]

I feel sorry for Dhoni. Why does the Indian media insult him so much? :/

 

[Rutzaba]

I feel sorry for Dhoni. Why does the Indian media insult him so much? :/

iknow these people are not thankful for all the talent. on face value the truth is that they are thoroughly depressed by losing to Pakistan and now they are taking all their frustration out on him

 

[Era]

An Article of paki captain, after winning oneday series against India, in The Dawn (paki English newspaper)

"I want to thanks my hole country men n women n goats n cocks to believe on
us.we have wined the one day series and the credit goes to pitch kyu-rate-
arr's wife because he had a wonderful husband who build such a tremendous
wicket.

After winning the toss firstly I was thoughting to choose bat second but
Indian's son-in-law suggest me that "bhai jaan we should ball second." and
then I bat first.
I want to thanks jamshed who playing such good cricket and build
century.Lamboo also ball belled.hope he will get girlfriend soon,let us pray for
her,amen.
When India was batted my hole concentration was on Virat Kohli's cellkon
mobile.and during his bat sir virat taughting me that how he can pataying girl
by his phone.it was an important lesson to me.
Finally we wined and now we are gotting prepared for 3rd odi.Pray for us,hope
we will clean sweep series and you will again read my another article. Khuda
hafiz."
.
Paki ppl reaction:- Laale di jaan,tu chha gaya,hum jeet gaye aur tune pura
angreji me likha.maza aa gaya.
.
Indian' reaction:- agar tu hamara padosi aur hamare bahnoi ka dost na hota to
English k murder k jurm me 302 lagwate. :-/

I seriously had no idea that losing a match makes u so lame!!

 

[SamiaSaad]

iknow these people are not thankful for all the talent. on face value the truth is that they are thoroughly depressed by losing to Pakistan and now they are taking all their frustration out on him

He doesn't deserve it. He works hard for his team so that they could win.

 

[Nibz]

Maybe it's because our cricket players are proud of their own national language and give preference to it, unlike Indian players who lost ON THEIR OWN GROUND because they were too busy to learn a language which was not even theirs, and forgot how to hold a bat.

You don't earn respect by speaking a foreign language fluently; you earn respect by beating the hell out of the away team and making them look like fools on their home ground.

 

[avenger]

looking fprward to see what raina's nephew has got to say now

 

[Solostar]

Maybe it's because our cricket players are proud of their own national language and give preference to it, unlike Indian players who lost ON THEIR OWN GROUND because they were too busy to learn a language which was not even theirs, and forgot how to hold a bat.

You don't earn respect by speaking a foreign language fluently; you earn respect by beating the hell out of the away team and making them look like fools on their home ground.

Every dog has its day, like wise Pakis won in Indian grounds. Are you saying that Pakis has never lost on their home ground? I used to watch India Vs Pakis match avidly but I think Football is far better than cricket. Just my two cents!

 

[shanky631]

I seriously had no idea that losing a match makes u so lame!!

why do u guys just keep using the word 'lame'. make a thread titled 'lame' for yourself.if i put jokes about your team and players then it is lame and if you guys put jokes about indian team and players then it is allright, this is ur retarted mind...

 

[Waleed007]

hey sour grapes. how ya doin?

 

[Nibz]

Every dog has its day, like wise Pakis won in Indian grounds. Are you saying that Pakis has never lost on their home ground? I used to watch India Vs Pakis match avidly but I think Football is far better than cricket. Just my two cents!

Go home, you are drunk.

 

[Nibz]

why do u guys just keep using the word 'lame'. make a thread titled 'lame' for yourself.if i put jokes about your team and players then it is lame and if you guys put jokes about indian team and players then it is allright, this is ur retarted mind...

Did I shut little shanky up? Aw, poor kid.

 

[Solostar]

Go home, you are drunk.

You or me?

 

[shanky631]

Did I shut little shanky up? Aw, poor kid.

u out of mind, lolll. just keep cool ..

 

[Nibz]

You or me?

You of course. First you say that you partially agree with my post. Then you change your mind in 2 seconds and secretly edit your post like a chicken saying that every dog has its day. Clearly you are drunk, my friend. Go home!

 

[Solostar]

u out of mind, lolll. just keep cool ..

They can't handle our coolness