CRICKET anyone?

[Solostar]

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shanky631 ...bhai ye aap k lye .!

Ap key liye bhi hai kuch

 

[shanky631]

Ap key liye bhi hai kuch

bro i think we should not stoop so low like them.. let them be happy (very rare moments for them)...especially after losing against us in recent world cups..

 

[Solostar]

bro i think we should not stoop so low like them.. let them be happy (very rare moments for them)...

Yes, yes, I don't see Nibz here anymore

 

[Nibz]

How many times do I have to shut you guys up? Don't you have some self-respect or anything?

 

[shanky631]

Mod edit

nibz, i corrected your post..

 

[Nibz]

^Wow. Whattay correction!

 

[Rutzaba]

Go home, you are drunk.

owned

 

[Rutzaba]

Because I made them.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WAY TO GO BOSS

 

[Waleed007]

An Article of paki captain, after winning oneday series against India, in The Dawn (paki English newspaper)

"I want to thanks my hole country men n women n goats n cocks to believe on
us.we have wined the one day series and the credit goes to pitch kyu-rate-
arr's wife because he had a wonderful husband who build such a tremendous
wicket.
After winning the toss firstly I was thoughting to choose bat second but
Indian's son-in-law suggest me that "bhai jaan we should ball second." and
then I bat first.
I want to thanks jamshed who playing such good cricket and build
century.Lamboo also ball belled.hope he will get girlfriend soon,let us pray for
her,amen.
When India was batted my hole concentration was on Virat Kohli's cellkon
mobile.and during his bat sir virat taughting me that how he can pataying girl
by his phone.it was an important lesson to me.
Finally we wined and now we are gotting prepared for 3rd odi.Pray for us,hope
we will clean sweep series and you will again read my another article. Khuda
hafiz."
.
Paki ppl reaction:- Laale di jaan,tu chha gaya,hum jeet gaye aur tune pura
angreji me likha.maza aa gaya.
.
Indian' reaction:- agar tu hamara padosi aur hamare bahnoi ka dost na hota to
English k murder k jurm me 302 lagwate. :-/

That's so Pathetic...
If you're not down with that I got one word for ya 'Lame'

 

[Rutzaba]

Pakistan vs India head to head stats
Tests matches: 59
won by Pakistan:12
won By India: 9
draw 38

ODIs: 122
won by Pakistan: 69
won by India: 48
NR,tied: 4

Waleed007

 

[Ibtizam]

An Article of paki captain, after winning oneday series against India, in The Dawn (paki English newspaper)

"I want to thanks my hole country men n women n goats n cocks to believe on
us.we have wined the one day series and the credit goes to pitch kyu-rate-
arr's wife because he had a wonderful husband who build such a tremendous
wicket.
After winning the toss firstly I was thoughting to choose bat second but
Indian's son-in-law suggest me that "bhai jaan we should ball second." and
then I bat first.
I want to thanks jamshed who playing such good cricket and build
century.Lamboo also ball belled.hope he will get girlfriend soon,let us pray for
her,amen.
When India was batted my hole concentration was on Virat Kohli's cellkon
mobile.and during his bat sir virat taughting me that how he can pataying girl
by his phone.it was an important lesson to me.
Finally we wined and now we are gotting prepared for 3rd odi.Pray for us,hope
we will clean sweep series and you will again read my another article. Khuda
hafiz."
.
Paki ppl reaction:- Laale di jaan,tu chha gaya,hum jeet gaye aur tune pura
angreji me likha.maza aa gaya.
.
Indian' reaction:- agar tu hamara padosi aur hamare bahnoi ka dost na hota to
English k murder k jurm me 302 lagwate. :-/

thts full of non sense
too00 lame

 

[hellcat]

shanky631
Are you trying to tell us..the paki captain actually used such lamentable English?with a rubbish sense of humour ?

Writing such an article....how ironic ...I saw no such article in DAWN news

 

[Waleed007]

bro i think we should not stoop so low like them.. let them be happy (very rare moments for them)...especially after losing against us in recent world cups..

Lol. Rare Moments? Dude, I think you're still feeling the side effects after we defeated you in your own backyard
However, we are happy because.......... PAKISTAN is BETTER than India

Pakistan vs India head to head stats
Tests matches: 59
won by Pakistan:12
won By India: 9
draw 38

ODIs: 124
won by Pakistan: 71
won by India: 48
NR,tied: 4

 

[Waleed007]

thts full of non sense
too00 lame

Without a doubt!
He wrote it himself. (editing)

 

[tomcat]

What is the biggest pressure for pakistan cricket team

When they have one run to chase in 8 overs with five wickets in hand.
Think

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How to speak english in presentation ceremony?

Hate agreeing with you but it's true..no doubt

 

[Rutzaba]

May India use their extra ordinary skills in English to explain their nation why they lost

 

[Ibtizam]

May India use their extra ordinary skills in English to explain their nation why they lost

thts a perfect reply for shanky guy

 

[hellcat]

Anyways...this English mania
All the presentation ceremonies I've seen: ahheemmm.....

"Bismil-irhamar-nariahim and Aslam-o-alikum...first of all I would like to thank Allah and then my country and then my team..we all played very well..thanks to allah ( blah,blah,blah) we were able to complete the target and ....the boys was played very well...the boys was very well trained...umar gul balled very well and (player) batted very well..(then answering wrongly to the next question): yeah...we were not in a good position at first but as the boys played very well we woun the game ...and we look forward to the next ODI or whatever series "

parroted every time
No offence...just the truth

 

[hellcat]

May India use their extra ordinary skills in English to explain their nation why they lost

aanay do
Hahahha

 

[Rutzaba]

Anyways...this English mania
All the presentation ceremonies I've seen: ahheemmm.....

"Bismil-irhamar-nariahim and Aslam-o-alikum...first of all I would like to thank Allah and then my country and then my team..we all played very well..thanks to allah ( blah,blah,blah) we were able to complete the target and ....the boys was played very well...the boys was very well trained...umar gul balled very well and (player) batted very well..(then answering wrongly to the next question): yeah...we were not in a good position at first but as the boys played very well we woun the game ...and we look forward to the next ODI or whatever series "

parroted every time
No offence...just the truth

atleast they havent forgotten ALLAH even if they are lay men in english. May Allah keep them well guided and improve their english