~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[Lyfroker]

nice onex

 

[Minato112]

What is the difference between falling from 10th floor..and 2nd floor... ???

From 10th Floor:
AaaAAaaAAaAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAaaaaaAAAAaaaaAA.... DhuP.!!

From 2nd floor:
Dhup..AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

i didn't get it

Its easy
While falling from the 10th floor (Long Distance), the person screams all along the way and hits the ground (Dhup)
But from the 2nd floor (Short Distance), the person hits the ground (Dhup) and then screams (He's hurt)

Hope I Helped!

 

[falcon678]

What is the difference between falling from 10th floor..and 2nd floor... ???

From 10th Floor:
AaaAAaaAAaAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAaaaaaAAAAaaaaAA.... DhuP.!!

From 2nd floor:
Dhup..AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

i didn't get it

Dhup is actually sound of falling......as said by memyslef15....frm 10th floor u ve time to scream n after hittin ground im sure u r not able to make single sound
but fallin frm 2nd floor after hittin the ground u ve enouf energy to scream.....
hope it supplimentd explanation by memyself15

 

[rz123]

this joke is so confusing 4 others. it has become a pressing issue of the time. haaha no more a joke! =@ :shock: :lol:

 

[Lyfroker]

Ek Pathan PCO shop pr gaya.
.
.
.
.
Or
Punjabi Operator ko
Zordar
2
Thappar lagaye
.
Guess Q
.
.
.
Bcz
.
Shop pr likha
Tha
K
Number milane c pehly
2 lagana
Mat bholain




Pathan: Es saal rozay rakho gy?
Punjabi: Nai yar.
Pathan: or travi parote?
Punjabi: Mushkil hy.
Pathan: Or Aftari karogy?
Punjabi: Aho! Hun innay vi kafir nai.




Ek Phatan bank lootne gaya wahan gun dikha kar sara Paisa loot liya.

Per us k hath kuch nahi aaya.

Kyon?

Q k sare paise usne manager ko diye aur kaha: "Sare paise mere account mein jama kar do.




Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.

Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.


Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.

Pathan: Thanks Yara..

 

[Anon]

LOL

 

[saleena]

Ek Pathan PCO shop pr gaya.
.
.
.
.
Or
Punjabi Operator ko
Zordar
2
Thappar lagaye
.
Guess Q
.
.
.
Bcz
.
Shop pr likha
Tha
K
Number milane c pehly
2 lagana
Mat bholain




Pathan: Es saal rozay rakho gy?
Punjabi: Nai yar.
Pathan: or travi parote?
Punjabi: Mushkil hy.
Pathan: Or Aftari karogy?
Punjabi: Aho! Hun innay vi kafir nai.




Ek Phatan bank lootne gaya wahan gun dikha kar sara Paisa loot liya.

Per us k hath kuch nahi aaya.

Kyon?

Q k sare paise usne manager ko diye aur kaha: "Sare paise mere account mein jama kar do.




Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.

Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.


Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.

Pathan: Thanks Yara..

Translate please

 

[Minato112]

Ek Pathan PCO shop pr gaya.
.
.
.
.
Or
Punjabi Operator ko
Zordar
2
Thappar lagaye
.
Guess Q
.
.
.
Bcz
.
Shop pr likha
Tha
K
Number milane c pehly
2 lagana
Mat bholain




Pathan: Es saal rozay rakho gy?
Punjabi: Nai yar.
Pathan: or travi parote?
Punjabi: Mushkil hy.
Pathan: Or Aftari karogy?
Punjabi: Aho! Hun innay vi kafir nai.




Ek Phatan bank lootne gaya wahan gun dikha kar sara Paisa loot liya.

Per us k hath kuch nahi aaya.

Kyon?

Q k sare paise usne manager ko diye aur kaha: "Sare paise mere account mein jama kar do.




Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.

Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.


Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.

Pathan: Thanks Yara..

Translate please

Yes pleasee!!!

 

[badrobot14]

Ek Pathan PCO shop pr gaya.
.
.
.
.
Or
Punjabi Operator ko
Zordar
2
Thappar lagaye
.
Guess Q
.
.
.
Bcz
.
Shop pr likha
Tha
K
Number milane c pehly
2 lagana
Mat bholain




Pathan: Es saal rozay rakho gy?
Punjabi: Nai yar.
Pathan: or travi parote?
Punjabi: Mushkil hy.
Pathan: Or Aftari karogy?
Punjabi: Aho! Hun innay vi kafir nai.




Ek Phatan bank lootne gaya wahan gun dikha kar sara Paisa loot liya.

Per us k hath kuch nahi aaya.

Kyon?

Q k sare paise usne manager ko diye aur kaha: "Sare paise mere account mein jama kar do.




Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.

Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.


Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.

Pathan: Thanks Yara..

TRANSLATIONS:

Joke1:
translation wd ruin it, besides it's not that funny..(In my opinion)


Joke 2 (funny.. muslims can relate to it better.. as they have to fast during the daytime for a month each year )

Pathan: Would you fast this year (in the month of Ramadan)?
Punjabi: Nope.
Pathan: and would you perform extra long prayers each night?
Punjabi: no, don't see that happening..
Pathan: and would you eat the meal at the end of each fast (called Iftar)?
Punjabi: Yes Ofcourse! I'm not that big of a disbeliever afterall...


joke3:
A blonde went to rob a bank but he got no cash from the bank.. why?
Coz he gave all the money to bank manager and told him to transfer it to his account!


joke 4:

Sardar: Lets race, the one who looses would pay up a thousand rupees.

Pathan: But I don't know the way!


Sardar: Ok, just keep following me.

Pathan: Thanks friend..

 

[Lyfroker]

During their silver anniversary, a wife reminded her husband: Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didn't talk for an hour?" The hubby replied: "Yes, honey, that was the happiest hour of my life."


A guy walks past a mental hospital and hears a moaning voice "13.......13.......13.........13" the man looked over to the hospital and saw a hole in the wall, he looked through the hole and gets poked in the eye. The moaning voice then groaned '14.........14.........14.......14.'

 

[CaptainDanger]

Exams ShOuld Be Given On either FaceboOk Or Cell PhOne
Instead Of Sheets ..
Cuz
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TOday's Students Have MOre Typing Speed dan Writing Speed ..


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Wish u Happy December
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Dil krta hy Aap k Pas Aon
Aap k Pas Aa k Ruk jaon
Na Betho na Bolon
Bus Apki
Ankhon me
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Kinoo ka chilka Nichor k Bhaag Jaun:-D
Happy Orange Season


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Examples of stupid questions people ask..
1. When people c u lying down, with ur eyes closd they still ask: r u sleeping? No! Im training 2 die.
2. When It's raining & some1 notices u goin out, they ask:r u going out in this rain?
No,in the next 1.
3. ur friend calls ur home fone:Where r u?
At the bus stop!
4. They see u wet coming 4m the bathroom:did u just hav a bath?
No, I fell in the toilet !
5. U r standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor & they ask:Goin up?
No, no, im waiting 4 my apartmnt 2 come down & get me.
6. U bring a bunch of flowers 4 ur sweet heart. & they ask:r those Flowers?
No baby! They r Carrots.
7. U r on the queue 2 buy tickets of cinema, a friend saw u & ask:what r u doin here?
Im here 2 pay my school fee !

 

[MysteRyGiRl]

^lolzzzzz

 

[Gémeaux]

Examples of stupid questions people ask..
1. When people c u lying down, with ur eyes closd they still ask: r u sleeping? No! Im training 2 die.
2. When It's raining & some1 notices u goin out, they ask:r u going out in this rain?
No,in the next 1.
3. ur friend calls ur home fone:Where r u?
At the bus stop!
4. They see u wet coming 4m the bathroom:did u just hav a bath?
No, I fell in the toilet !
5. U r standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor & they ask:Goin up?
No, no, im waiting 4 my apartmnt 2 come down & get me.
6. U bring a bunch of flowers 4 ur sweet heart. & they ask:r those Flowers?
No baby! They r Carrots.
7. U r on the queue 2 buy tickets of cinema, a friend saw u & ask:what r u doin here?
Im here 2 pay my school fee !

here are a few more,
At movies: heyy what u doin here?!!
Dont u knoww!! sell tickets in black here.

In a bus, a heavy lady wearing high heels steps on ur feet: Sorry did that hurt??
No not at all. Im on local anesthesia. Y dont u try agn?

At funeral, One of the teary eyed ppl say: Why!!! Y him of all!!?
Y? would it rather have been you?

Wen u get woken up at midnight by a call: Were u sleeping?
No I was doing a research on whether zulu tribes in africa marry or not. You thought i ws sleeping? Im an owl by the way.

Wen u see a frnd wid evidently short haircut: hey! had a haircut?
Nah! Its autumn n im shedding...

 

[Gémeaux]

Smart Answers
Teacher: are u chewing gum?
Student: No, I'm John Smith.

Husband: we are having mother for dinner tonight.
Wife: make sure she is well cooked.

Father: Shameful results!! do u always get such low marks?
Son: no, only wen i take exams.

Guest: will these stairs take me to the second floor?
Boy: no, u'll have to walk as well.

 

[alphabravocharlie]

And some more stupid questions

You: OMG did you just fall.?
Me: No the ground just came up and smacked me in my face.!

Person 1: Can i ask you a question?
Person 2: You just did!

B: “Are you reading?”
A: “No, I’m staring at the book hoping that lasers will come out of my eyes and burn the book.”

Sitting in the cinema
Person1: Oh My God! Did you just see that?
Person2: Nahh, I paid $12 just to stare at the freakin roof. “?”

You: Did I wake you up?
Me: Nah I’m always awake at 3 am!

You: oh my gosh have you been here all the while?
Me: no…i just returned from a trip to mars….wanna accompany me next time?

This kid was riding his sk8 board and then while doing a kick flip he fell
Damien: oww
Me: did that hurt
Damien: no!!!!!!,, i just said oww 4 no reason

“Where is the ice?”
“Check the oven”.

"do u like my shoes?"
" oh yeah Nice shoes, how long did the doctor say you had to were them?

Person 1: You are so cool!
Person 2: Thank you! You’re not so hot yourself.

Person 1: I’m not in the mood to hear gibberish .
Person 2 : Oh… I am ! What were you going to say ?

Women… Did you fall there Mister…
Me… Na I was trying to break a bar of toffee in my back pocket.

 

[CaptainDanger]

^^^ Hahaha!

 

[Silent Hunter]

hahaha funny

 

[Lyfroker]

lolzzzzzz

 

[saleena]

hahahhaahahahahahhahahhhahahhahahhahahhahah

 

[GetSomeLife]

And some more stupid questions

You: OMG did you just fall.?
Me: No the ground just came up and smacked me in my face.!

Person 1: Can i ask you a question?
Person 2: You just did!

B: “Are you reading?”
A: “No, I’m staring at the book hoping that lasers will come out of my eyes and burn the book.”

Sitting in the cinema
Person1: Oh My God! Did you just see that?
Person2: Nahh, I paid $12 just to stare at the freakin roof. “?”

You: Did I wake you up?
Me: Nah I’m always awake at 3 am!

You: oh my gosh have you been here all the while?
Me: no…i just returned from a trip to mars….wanna accompany me next time?

This kid was riding his sk8 board and then while doing a kick flip he fell
Damien: oww
Me: did that hurt
Damien: no!!!!!!,, i just said oww 4 no reason

“Where is the ice?”
“Check the oven”.

"do u like my shoes?"
" oh yeah Nice shoes, how long did the doctor say you had to were them?

Person 1: You are so cool!
Person 2: Thank you! You’re not so hot yourself.

Person 1: I’m not in the mood to hear gibberish .
Person 2 : Oh… I am ! What were you going to say ?

Women… Did you fall there Mister…
Me… Na I was trying to break a bar of toffee in my back pocket.

(you have been chewin for a while) they ask: Hey.. Chewing a bubble
Now way!! I was just training to become a camel.

Is that a lolipop.( you have been sucking it for a while)
U kiddin me!!!!...I just filled mentos with coke and attached it with a poking stick....u thot it was a lolipop......how silly of u!!

A man jumps from tenth floor...hits the ground with a thump..
Someone says...Is he dead??
The man pokes his head up..." u think!!"

A man is extremely sick and is about to die...visitors still ask "How are u feeling?"
oh i am absolutely fine...never been better!!