~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[memyself15]

hahaha... funny...

 

[CaptainDanger]

Law of Studentology! . . . "Every Book continues to b in it's State of Rest or covered with Dust, . . . until n unless a mid-term or final exam Appears." :-D​

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Chemistry & History K Teacher Aapas Main Lard Rahy Thay​

History Teacher:​

Main Tumhen Teepu Sultan Ki Talwar Se Kaat Donga​

Chemistry Teacher:​

Main Tumhen Sulphuric Acid Se Jala Donga​

Achanak Maths teacher Bola:​

Band Karo Apni Apni Bakwas​

Warna Tum Dono Ko Brecket Me Daal K Zero Se Multiply Kardonga.​

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Aisy larky or lrkiyan jin k rishty na aty hon,​

Rishty Reject hojaty hon,​

Rishty aty hon mgr Bat na bnti ho,​

Rishty Aty hon mgr,​

Quboliat k qabil na aty hon,​

Banti bat bigarti ho,​

Or 1 Achy Rishty K Khwhish mand hon.​

Wo behnain/bhai​

Raat ko sony Se Pehle​

Lait kr​

Moo asman ki trf kr k​

Apna left hath apne dil pr rakh kr 7​

Br kahen​

Aalllll izzzzz Welllllll...​

Rishta Aye na aye,​

Nend zaror aa jaegi​

Hahaha​

Ghor se prhny ka shukriya​

shabash..​

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[CaptainDanger]

Awesome MsG...​

"The Only Time A Girl Should Fall On Her Knees For A Guy,​

Is The Day​

She Ties Her Son's Shoes-Laces.."​

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Sardion me skin kushk hojae to pani me haldi or milk powdr dal k ubal len​

Thanda hojae to dahi makhan daal k mixture ko oven me rakh den​

kch dair bad nikal k usme garam pani daal k phet len​

jb wo sahi paste ban jae to phaink den​

or mouh pe cold cream laga lain:-​

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Get Married not for urself, but for the future of ur children, they are getting late for school and fees are increasing day by day ;-)​

Think Ecnomicly..​

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Prove that​

PAPA=MAMA​

Medical studen:- imposible​

Art's studnt:-out of range​

Enginering studnt:-very simple​

We know that​

F=ma​

And​

P=F/A​

F=PA​

So​

Ma=Pa​

Squaring on b/s​

Mama=Papa​

Hence proved we rock​

Engineer's never ask answer kia hy​

They only ask answer kia lana hy,​

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Dig This Fact:​

Everyone Wears Left Shoe At The Last.​

Don't Agree With It?​

Proof: When We Wear 1 Shoe, The Other 1 Is Left.​

Keep Scratching Your Head ​

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Friends 'BALLOONS' Ki Tarah Hote Hain.​

1 Dafa Hath Se ChooT Jayen To Wapis Nahi Aatay..​

Is Liye Meine Socha​

Hai..​

K​

Aap Ko Phusssssss Kar K Apni Jaib Mein Hi Rakh Loon...​

 

[alphabravocharlie]

 

[alphabravocharlie]

Laws Which Newton Forgot To State​

LAW OF QUEUE: If you change your queue, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.​

LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.​

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LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.​

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LAW OF WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.​

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BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.​

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LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with​

 

[MuslimGirl]

 

[sea_princess]

good ones

 

[CaptainDanger]

 

[Anon]

Do not believe that life will always throw a change at you,
Sometimes you have to have the change yourself...
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Chacha Ghafoor (Bus Conductor)

(Read again)

 

[alphabravocharlie]

From Salmanpakrocks

 

[Anon]

The boy is real cute..

they are funny but seriously, I never knew someone out their makes comics strips on MS Paint !!

 

[alphabravocharlie]

The boy is real cute..

they are funny but seriously, I never knew someone out their makes comics strips on MS Paint !!

Ms paint? I just copied pasted them from a website, and their is a website for making them. How do you make comic strips on ms paint

 

[Shahroz95]

Ms paint? I just copied pasted them from a website, and their is a website for making them. How do you make comic strips on ms paint

Well, if you're a really good artist and have a stable hand, I'm pretty sure you can make comic strips on MS Paint.

 

[Gémeaux]

Scientists have proved that 290458361172 people on the earth are lazy.
Because they didn't even read this number.

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Wife: Hi, Did you eat?
Husband: Did you eat?
Wife: Are you copying me?
Husband: Are you copying me?
Wife:I love you!
Husband: Yes, I already ate

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A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground.
He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.
Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

 

[sweet fairy]

Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Johnny?"
"Well, my goldfish died." replied Johnny tearfully, without looking up, " and I've just buried him."
The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
Johnny patted down the last heap of earth and then replied..."That's because he's inside your cat!"

 

[sweet fairy]

A husband and a wife entered the dentist's office. The husband said,"I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible."
"You're a brave man," said the dentist. "Now, show me which tooth it is."
The husband turns to his wife and says,
"Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear."

 

[sweet fairy]

Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?"
Priest: "No, not if you did not know."
Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?"

 

[Anon]

Kisi ki taraf dosti ka hath foran na barhao...

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Kiya pata wo ussi waqt washroom say ayaa ho??

(-.-)
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~Commander Safeguard

 

[sweet fairy]

Kisi ki taraf dosti ka hath foran na barhao...

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Kiya pata wo ussi waqt washroom say ayaa ho??

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~Commander Safeguard

Ew! LOL! I decided that i would never shake hands with anyone two days ago wasay b. =P

 

[badrobot14]

Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Johnny?"
"Well, my goldfish died." replied Johnny tearfully, without looking up, " and I've just buried him."
The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
Johnny patted down the last heap of earth and then replied..."That's because he's inside your cat!"

haha, so evil!