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LOL!! this is exactly how we think as kids.. whn one off day ur mom gives u something you don't like.... we seriously always needa remember the wise advice of The Messenger of Allaah (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him): “Look at the one who is at a lower level than you, and do not look at the one who is above you, for that may keep you from scorning the blessing of Allaah.” Narrated by al-Bukhaari (6490) and Muslim (2963)
 

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(I REALLY HOPE YOU GUYS HAVE HIGH TOLERANCE FOR ODD JOKES... :D )

CUP OF TEA
One day my mother was out, and my dad was in charge of me.
I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a gift, and it was one of my favourite toys.
Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home.
My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!' My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I came down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy; and she watched him drink it up.
Then she said: (as only a mother would know), "'Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?"
 
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