~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[yousawinner]

 

[Enferno]

AsSalamoAlaikum Wr Wb...!

found another one...kinda similar to that..

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Its nice but this is a joke thread -_-

 

[Experienced One]

 

[hellcat]

 

[Experienced One]

 

[Rmarie-yum]

lol i tried this once, but the other guy got another call on his phone so it was fail for me

hahahahahahhahahaa really?
omg that made me laugh i never thought people would REALLY do someething insane

 

[somya]

A lady was pregnant. Her son asked her “Mom, What’s in u’r tummy?”
Mom answered “Its a sweet, lovely baby.”
Son says, “If the baby is so sweet and lovely then WHY DID U EAT IT???”

Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
- Jab koi ladki shadi se pahle pregnant hoti hai, aur uski maa bole:
“HEY BHAGWAN YE TUNE KYA KIYA?”

 

[Experienced One]

 

[CaptainDanger]

 

[somya]

hahahaha that's epic!!

 

[somya]

A Sardar sees lot of guys running on the highway. Asks a bystander as to who’re the guys?
The bystander : A Marathon race is going on.
Sardar : What do they get from that?
Bystander : The winner will get a prize
Sardar : Then why are the others running??

 

[somya]

One day a father called his 6 children together and asked, “Now tell me, who has been most obedient during last week and did everything mommy asked?”
In one voice they all replied, “You, Daddy!”

 

[somya]

Sardarji proposes to a woman.
She says “yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile ! boots.”
He sets off to Africa and disappears.
Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one.
He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims
71st and *again* barefeet!

 

[SamiaSaad]

 

[badrobot14]

somya please do not use other languages besides english to post herer.. this is an international forum so please show consideration to members who don't know that language.. besides it's against our rules too.. plz keep that in mind.

SamiaSaad Please make sure that whn u post images they don't have filthy language in them like the f-word... it is very indecent and not to mention against rules....!

Warm Regards,
XPC Police.

 

[SamiaSaad]

[USER=17979]SamiaSaad Please make sure that whn u post images they don't have filthy language in them like the f-word... it is very indecent and not to mention against rules....!

Warm Regards,
XPC Police.

Sorry. Won't do it again

 

[SamiaSaad]

 

[SamiaSaad]

 

[SamiaSaad]

 

[SamiaSaad]