~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[WhereAmazingHappens]

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ouch

 

[Experienced One]

 

[N.M]

I wonder what would have happened...

 

[N.M]

 

[Experienced One]

 

[somya]

never kiss a policewoman, she will say 'hands up'
never kiss a doc, she will say 'next please'
always kiss a teacher, coz she will say: "wrong! do it again!"

 

[Experienced One]

 

[falcon678]

 

[WhereAmazingHappens]

owned...

 

[7th heaven ;)]

 

[7th heaven ;)]

 

[7th heaven ;)]

 

[WhereAmazingHappens]

watching twilight like a boss

 

[badrobot14]

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LOL! this is sooo me...!

 

[somya]

Santa is driving down a road and sees a sign that says, “Watch for Fallen Rocks.”
A few kilometres later, he sees some rocks at the side of the road, so he stops and picks them up.
When he gets to the next town, he carries the rocks into the Highway Maintenance office and puts them on the counter.
“Here are your fallen rocks,” he says to the man behind the counter. “Now where is my watch?”.

 

[somya]

 

[somya]

Santa Singh at KBC
Story So Far…
Santa Singh has answered 12 out of the 15 questions correct and has used all hislifelines except for “50-50″ and “Phone a Friend”.
Santa Singh is playing the 13 th Question now which is for 25 Lacs. Let’s see what happens next…

Amitabh Bachchan : Apka 13th question 25 lakh ke liye, yeh raha aapke saamne aapki Computer Screen par…
Santa Singh gets Tense…

Amitabh Bachchan : Who is the father of Abhishek Bachchan? Your options are....

Amitabh Bachchan : Toh Santa Singh Jee kya Jawaab hai aapka? [He's quite sure that Santa will opt for option A]
But Santa is surprisingly still confused…

Amitabh Bachchan: Aapke paas abhi bhi do life line baaki hai… 50-50 and phone a friend. Agar aap chahe to unhe use kar sakte hain. Wo aap hi ke liye banaayi gayee hai.
Santa Singh: I think it is A, but I’m not sure.
Amitabh Bachchan: Not sure, Hmmm… Aap kya karna chahenge?
Santa Singh : I would like to use 50-50…
Amitabh Bachchan: Ok Computer Jee, Kripya 2 galat javab mita deejiye…
Computer deletes two names, and leaves the following options:

Now Amitabh Bachchan gets confused and worriedly thinks if the Computer is actually right or has got some bug!. Santa Singh gets all the more Confused after the 50-50 Lifeline…
Santa Singh: I would like to use mylast lifeline too – Phone A Friend…
Amitabh Bachchan: Aap kisse baat karna chahenge??

Santa Singh : Main aapki Misej [Mrs.] Jaya Bachan Ji ko phone karna chahoonga…
Amitabh Bachchan Faints !!! But the Call gets connected to Jaya Bachchan
Santa Singh : “Jayaji, Who is the father of Abhishek Bachchan!?”
receiving reply from JAYA Santa faints...

GUESS WHY????????? ??
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Jaya Bachchan ask’s him ” What are the options?”

 

[Gémeaux]

 

[Gémeaux]

 

[Gémeaux]