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1: if u were running a race, and u passed the person in second place , what place would u b in now?

2: A woman shoots her husband .Then she holds him underwater for 5 minutes . Finally she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.How can this be??
 
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1: if u were running a race, and u passed the person in second place , what place would u b in now?

2: A woman shoots her husband .Then she holds him underwater for 5 minutes . Finally she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.How can this be??

1. second place.
2. this one was ASKED and ANSWERED before.
5.A woman shoots her husband.Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.How can this be?

5)She is a photographer and took a photo of her husband
 
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1: if u were running a race, and u passed the person in second place , what place would u b in now?

2: A woman shoots her husband .Then she holds him underwater for 5 minutes . Finally she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.How can this be??
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2. this one was ASKED and ANSWERED before.
 
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This is a very awesome riddle lets see who can solve. Please dont use google, its too long anyway...


A family was taking a journey through Colarado. The parents who were bringing their children to meet some relatives who live in a rural area. When the bus reached the foot of a mountain, the children started complaining they were hungry. The parents decided to get off at the next shop or restaurant they passed. After a few minutes, they spotted a little roadside diner where they could stop for a snack. The wife pushed the stop button and the bus pulled over and the family got off, ONE BY ONE. Inside the diner, the family was happily eating their dinner, when they looked up at the TV. There was a news report on screen saying a terrible accident has taken place nearby. A bus had been crushed by falling rocks and everyone on the bus had been killed. The parents were shocked, it was the same bus they were in.

"I wish we never got off that bus..." said the wife
When the husband heard this he spat out his food
"What are you saying?" he shouted. "How could you say that??"

Then he thought for a second
"Oh I see," he said. "You are right, we shouldn't have got off that bus."

Why did they say this??



Again, please don't use Google. Take your time. I did :LOL:
 
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This is a very awesome riddle lets see who can solve. Please dont use google, its too long anyway...


A family was taking a journey through Colarado. The parents who were bringing their children to meet some relatives who live in a rural area. When the bus reached the foot of a mountain, the children started complaining they were hungry. The parents decided to get off at the next shop or restaurant they passed. After a few minutes, they spotted a little roadside diner where they could stop for a snack. The wife pushed the stop button and the bus pulled over and the family got off, ONE BY ONE. Inside the diner, the family was happily eating their dinner, when they looked up at the TV. There was a news report on screen saying a terrible accident has taken place nearby. A bus had been crushed by falling rocks and everyone on the bus had been killed. The parents were shocked, it was the same bus they were in.

"I wish we never got off that bus..." said the wife
When the husband heard this he spat out his food
"What are you saying?" he shouted. "How could you say that??"

Then he thought for a second
"Oh I see," he said. "You are right, we shouldn't have got off that bus."

Why did they say this??



Again, please don't use Google. Take your time. I did :LOL:
Because it wouldn't have stopped if the family didn't want to eat, and everyone else would have been saved..
Nice one.. (y)
 
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1.What English word has three consecutive double letters?
2.When young, I am sweet in the sun.When middle-aged, I make you gay.When old, I am valued more than ever. What Am I?
3.I drive men mad,For love of me,Easily beaten,Never free. What Am I?
Can 1 be committee?
 

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Any 1 got any good jokes

A man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to India on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the man hands over the keys and documents of new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the man for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the man returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest,
which comes to $15.41.The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely,
but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow "$5,000" ?
The man replies:
"Where else in New York City can I park my car
for two weeks for only $15.41
and expect it to be there when I return'"
 
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