~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[libra94]

but it doesn't have pronunciation of V !!

it does naa, its like von, one
like 'on' has a pronounciation of 'O' and not 'V'

 

[SalmanPakRocks]

yeah !! lets w8 for the reply !!

 

[CaptainDanger]

Yup I think ONE is write... That SINGLE in the msg has the same meaning... As this hint is given "this message has a word that has the same meaning of the asked word"

 

[libra94]

Yup I think ONE is write... That SINGLE in the msg has the same meaning... As this hint is given "this message has a word that has the same meaning of the asked word"

yeah, the hint told me that

so ehm ehmmm, im the genius one ppl!!

 

[CaptainDanger]

Hahaha! Yeah you are...

 

[libra94]

haha i know hehe

 

[CaptainDanger]

:lol:

 

[libra94]

 

[arlery]

A Professor Explained;
Marketing To MBA Students:

1) You See Gorgeous Girl In Party,
U Go To Her & Say: "I Am Rich Marry Me.."
-Thats "Direct Marketing.."

2) U Attend Party,
& Ur Friend Goes To A Girl
& Pointing At You Tells Her:
"He' Is Very Rich, Marry Him.."
-Thats "Adverting.."

3) You Are At Party & Girl Walks To U;
& Says: "U Rich, Can U Marry Me??"
-That's "Brand Recognition.."

4) U See Cute Girl At Party,
And U Go To Her & Say:
"I M Very Rich Marry Me.."
& She Slaps U..
-Thats "Customer Feedback.."

5) U See A Girl At Party U Go To Her & Say:
"I M Very Rich Marry Me.."
& She Introduces U To Her Husband.. xO
-Thats "Demand & Supply Gap.."

6) U See Cute Girl At Party,
U Go To Her & Before U Say;
I M Rich, Marry Me, Ur Wife Arrives..!!
-Thats "Restriction 4 Entering New Market.."
xD

 

[libra94]

hahahahhaha nice one

 

[princesszahra]

A Professor Explained;
Marketing To MBA Students:

1) You See Gorgeous Girl In Party,
U Go To Her & Say: "I Am Rich Marry Me.."
-Thats "Direct Marketing.."

2) U Attend Party,
& Ur Friend Goes To A Girl
& Pointing At You Tells Her:
"He' Is Very Rich, Marry Him.."
-Thats "Adverting.."

3) You Are At Party & Girl Walks To U;
& Says: "U Rich, Can U Marry Me??"
-That's "Brand Recognition.."

4) U See Cute Girl At Party,
And U Go To Her & Say:
"I M Very Rich Marry Me.."
& She Slaps U..
-Thats "Customer Feedback.."

5) U See A Girl At Party U Go To Her & Say:
"I M Very Rich Marry Me.."
& She Introduces U To Her Husband.. xO
-Thats "Demand & Supply Gap.."

6) U See Cute Girl At Party,
U Go To Her & Before U Say;
I M Rich, Marry Me, Ur Wife Arrives..!!
-Thats "Restriction 4 Entering New Market.."
xD

very nice!!!!

 

[arlery]

 

[Anon]

A feminist visited Afghanistan, she was enraged to see that wives would walk 10 steps behind there husbands.

She had a chance to visit Afghanistan again 10 years later..

This time she saw that now husbands would walk 10 steps behind there wives,
she was pleased to see that and asked a person what brought about the change

Person replied, "Land mines"

 

[SalmanPakRocks]

A Professor Explained;
Marketing To MBA Students:

1) You See Gorgeous Girl In Party,
U Go To Her & Say: "I Am Rich Marry Me.."
-Thats "Direct Marketing.."

2) U Attend Party,
& Ur Friend Goes To A Girl
& Pointing At You Tells Her:
"He' Is Very Rich, Marry Him.."
-Thats "Adverting.."

3) You Are At Party & Girl Walks To U;
& Says: "U Rich, Can U Marry Me??"
-That's "Brand Recognition.."

4) U See Cute Girl At Party,
And U Go To Her & Say:
"I M Very Rich Marry Me.."
& She Slaps U..
-Thats "Customer Feedback.."

5) U See A Girl At Party U Go To Her & Say:
"I M Very Rich Marry Me.."
& She Introduces U To Her Husband.. xO
-Thats "Demand & Supply Gap.."

6) U See Cute Girl At Party,
U Go To Her & Before U Say;
I M Rich, Marry Me, Ur Wife Arrives..!!
-Thats "Restriction 4 Entering New Market.."
xD

AMAZING !!

 

[arlery]

Thanks !

 

[SalmanPakRocks]

Well I should be thanking you !!

 

[CaptainDanger]

Girl:Aj mera birthday h mjy kia gift kroge?
Boy:wo samne pink color ki car dekh rhi ho,
Girl:khushi se"Han"
Boy:me tmhien bilkul ussi color ki pooni donga..

 

[CaptainDanger]

Today before u think of an unkind word,think of someone who can't speak!

Before u complain about the taste of ur food,think of someone who has nothing to eat!

Before u complain about ur misunderstandings with your father or mother, think of someone who cries to ALLAH for them to be around!

Today before you complain about life, think of someone who died too young!

Before you argue about your small house, think of people living in the streets!

Before whining about the distance you drive, think of someone who travels the same distance with their feet!
And when depressing thoughts get you down, put a Smile on your face & thank ALLAH you are alive & still around.
Remember, Life is a blessing & comes with a purpose.

Always say:
ALHAMDULILLAH!
Stay Blessed!

 

[CaptainDanger]

Fizaon main goonj rahi hain awazain RATTAY lagane ki...

=FARAZ=

Lgta hai NALAAIQO'N k exams hony waly hain ;-) B-)

 

[CaptainDanger]

Ek ghane Jungle main aap raat ko akeley,

2 baje ka tym,

zor ki hawa chali,

Samne darakht pr 1 LASH zameen se 15ft upar latakti huwi,

Aap k dil main ghabrahat,

Saans taiz chalti huwi,

Aap us LASH k paas gaye,

Anchanak darakht ki tehni tooti

or LASH aap k upar giri,

Then...

Calculate da force with which da body will fall on u. Also,calculate da Kinetic Energy,when body will b at height of 6ft 4m ground.(Take g=9.8m/s & mass=66kg...

PHYSICS K JHATKAY ZARA HATT k..;-)