~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[arlery]

9/11: Pakistan responsible
7/7: Pakistan responsible
Mumbai blasts: Pakistan responsible
Rise of Taliban: Pakistan responsible
North Korea's nuclear bomb: Pakistan responsible
Iran's nuclear preparation: Pakistan responsible
Cricket Match fixing: Pakistan responsible
……
Conclusion: PAKISTAN is the most RESPONSIBLE country in the World
So be proud 2 be a Pakistani...=)

 

[haochen]

9/11: Pakistan responsible
7/7: Pakistan responsible
Mumbai blasts: Pakistan responsible
Rise of Taliban: Pakistan responsible
North Korea's nuclear bomb: Pakistan responsible
Iran's nuclear preparation: Pakistan responsible
Cricket Match fixing: Pakistan responsible
……
Conclusion: PAKISTAN is the most RESPONSIBLE country in the World
So be proud 2 be a Pakistani...=)

hahaha

 

[CaptainDanger]

Height of Bad English

Someone asked Meera, when will you marry...?
She replied : First I will marry my brothers, and then my fathers will marry me...

 

[MysteRyGiRl]

^hehehe
she desperatly needs 2 give engish CIE papers

 

[haochen]

 

[princesszahra]

Height of Bad English

Someone asked Meera, when will you marry...?
She replied : First I will marry my brothers, and then my fathers will marry me...

ahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhaaaa

 

[CaptainDanger]

 

[Lyfroker]

9/11: Pakistan responsible
7/7: Pakistan responsible
Mumbai blasts: Pakistan responsible
Rise of Taliban: Pakistan responsible
North Korea's nuclear bomb: Pakistan responsible
Iran's nuclear preparation: Pakistan responsible
Cricket Match fixing: Pakistan responsible
……
Conclusion: PAKISTAN is the most RESPONSIBLE country in the World
So be proud 2 be a Pakistani...=)

hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaaa ryt i m proud 2 b PAKISTANI

 

[arlery]

 

[Silent Hunter]

During The Match,
Batsman LBW Hua:

1 pagal Dosre Se: Log Hum ko Pagal Samajhty hain,
Yahan to Sab Pagal Hain,

Lagi Batsman ko hai Aur Cheekh Bowler Raha Hai.

 

[arlery]

Teacher to pathan:-
Which Was 1st Silent Film In hindi?

Pathan:-
If d Film Was Silent,
...How Could u Know It Was in Hindi ?

Teacher shockd
pathan rockd

 

[princesszahra]

Teacher to pathan:-
Which Was 1st Silent Film In hindi?

Pathan:-
If d Film Was Silent,
...How Could u Know It Was in Hindi ?

Teacher shockd
pathan rockd

:lol:

 

[skinnyboyfat]

a little big but i like it.....A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?" He says: "What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?" Another few days go by, and it's raining pretty hard. The wife finds a leak in the roof. She says, "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?" He says, "What do I look like, Bob Vila?" The next day the husband comes home, and the roof is fixed. So is the plumbing. So is the car. He asks his wife what happened. "Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them," she says. "Great! How much is that going to cost me?" he snarls. Wife says: "Nothing. He said he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him." "Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make?" asks the husband. "What do I look like," she says, "Betty Crocker?"

tell me if it's not good so i can delete it...

 

[HorsePower]

ok guys i saw this on TV , its not a proper joke but i laughed really hard after watching it !
Meera is doing an interview and the interviewer asks her, " How do u handle all the paparazzi around u?"
Shes all confused and says, " umm ... PAPA ? "
:lol:

 

[haochen]

:lol:

 

[skinnyboyfat]

LOL..

 

[arlery]

I saw this one on TV too:

TV Host : so Meera r u suffering?
Meera: yes from Karachi to Lahore

XD

 

[rockincrew]

lol ...

 

[donor]

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though they were a very large mammal their throat was very small.

The little girl stated Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

The teacher reiterated a whale could notswallow a human; it was impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

 

[rockincrew]

so funny hahahaha