~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[XPFMember]

Assalamoalaikum!!

here's a joke...u see how intelligent and clever the student is..

Teacher: What is half of 8?
student: you want it horizontally or vertically
teacher: *confused* :S
student: horizontally it's 0 and vertucally its 3! 8)

 

[VelaneDeBeaute]

To all the previous three joke posts...!! Literally my sisters think im pagal !!

 

[gary221]

Ha ha ha well i agree wth ghalya001 ... The jokes in here r awesum... Heres one:
Husband and wife having a huge argument.
Husband: Dont let the animal in me come out.
Wife: Who's scared of a mouse?

 

[CaptainDanger]

Ha ha ha ... Nice ones Captain Danger
another logical ques.
bullets dont hurt Superman then why does he duck if sum1 throws the gun at him?
Why r apartments called tht when they r all stuck together?

Good Ones!

 

[rz123]

A snail walked up to a man on a balcony. The man picks up the snail and throws as far as possible. Three years the same snail came back and asked the man 'What the hell was that for?'

 

[rz123]

Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.
Srdr goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.
It is 'U R STANDNG ON D OXYGEN TUBE!"

 

[rz123]

A girl's FB status :
"M online during class ..i m so smart
hahahaha.."
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comment from her teacher :
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beta test main 0 mila hai aakar dekhogi ya tag karu..???

 

[rz123]

Shadi me Jin a agya, Jin ko dekh k Larkiyon ki Cheekh nikal gai

1 Buzurg ne kaha Saari Larkiyan wazu kr k ayen,, sab wazu kr k ayin to
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Jin ki cheekh nikal gai!!

 

[rz123]

Demotion of Salman Khan

2009 ---> Wanted : IPS

2010 ---> Dabbang : Inspector

2011 ---> Body Guard

Upcoming Films

2012 ---> Security Guard

2013 ---> Watchman

2014 ---> Postman ... =P =D...

 

[rz123]

""True Bravery""
Arrive Home Late,
Mobile In Hand,
Typing Message,
Singing A Song,
&
Mom Waiting For U With a jharoo & U Say
Hey Mom! Abhi Tak Safai Chal rahi

 

[princesszahra]

""True Bravery""
Arrive Home Late,
Mobile In Hand,
Typing Message,
Singing A Song,
&
Mom Waiting For U With a jharoo & U Say
Hey Mom! Abhi Tak Safai Chal rahi

LOL!!!

 

[VelaneDeBeaute]

@rviboy...All ur jokes were HILARIOUS !!

 

[scouserlfc]

yup :lol:

 

[Silent Hunter]

nice collections ........

 

[gary221]

Ha ha ha true...all da above jokes were cool...

 

[rz123]

ha ha ha yeah i too liked them, i copy pasted randomly from a fb page by the name Urdu jokes!

 

[secretagent]

haha its a joke lol jus kidin

 

[rz123]

Sardar 2 his wife: Begum Munnay ne Cockroch kha liya!
Wife: Haye Rabba! Jaldi doctor ko bulao,
Sardar: Tu tension na ley, mein ne Munnay ko Mortein pila di hai.

 

[Silent Hunter]

hahaha ^^^

 

[rz123]

Girl: I love u dear,
Boy: Different style main propose karo na....
Girl: Apne Janaze ko dafnane ka chance mere bete ko doge kyaaa ??