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~~jokes?? in here?? really??
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Cum on guys, post sum more jokes in here..
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gary221 said:
Girl and boy r eating in a restaurant.
Boy( romantically) : listen, darling...
Girl: we should not talk while eating.
After eating-
girl: wht is it?
Boy: yeh kehna tha ke tumhare khaane mein cockroach tha...
Aur banle heroine!!!
translate pls
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gary221 said:
Girl and boy r eating in a restaurant.
Boy( romantically) : listen, darling...
Girl: we should not talk while eating.
After eating-
girl: wht is it?
Boy: yeh kehna tha ke tumhare khaane mein cockroach tha...
Aur banle heroine!!!
translate pls
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Girl and boy r eating in a restaurant.saleena said:gary221 said:
Girl and boy r eating in a restaurant.
Boy( romantically) : listen, darling...
Girl: we should not talk while eating.
After eating-
girl: wht is it?
Boy: yeh kehna tha ke tumhare khaane mein cockroach tha...
Aur banle heroine!!!
translate pls
Boy( romantically ): listen, darling...
Girl: we should not talk while eating.
After eating-
girl: what is it?
Boy:I just wanted to tell you that there was a cockroach in your meal, try acting more like an actress.
Hope I translated this correctly.
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by the way the jokes are more enjoying in their original language.........the 'funnyness' is reduced once its translated
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How to Answer the Tough Interview Questions
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A lot of people know how to write a resume and talk their way into an
interview. But when they get into the make or break dialogue, they
stumble upon tough questions. Below, is some advice on approaching the tough
questions that interviewers like to throw at job applicants:
Why did you leave your last job?
Real answer: It sucked.
What you should say: I felt my talents and abilities were
underutilized.
What are your biggest weaknesses?
Real answer: I can't concentrate for more than five minutes, hate all
forms of authority and tend to fall asleep at my desk.
What you should say: I'm a workaholic. I just don't know when to put
down my work.
You don't seem to hold on to a job long. Why should we think you'll
stay here any longer than you've stayed elsewhere?
Real answer: My employers have always had a hang-up about keeping only
competent employees..
What you should say: I'm at a point in my career where I am tired of
moving around. I really want to feel part of a team, a long-term
enterprise, where I can make a contribution.
How do you handle change?
Real answer: I deal with it everyday, unless I'm out of clean
underwear.
What you should say: I think everyone knows that today the only
constant is change. I thrive on it.
How do you get along with others?
Real answer: Fine, as long as they stay out of my face.
What you should say: I think the interpersonal dynamics of the
workplace can be among the most satisfying aspects of any job.
What does the word success mean to you?
Real answer: It means that I don't have to drag myself out of bed
to work for a living.
What you should say: Success, for me, would be knowing I am making a
difference working with a team of people to make a more profitable
enterprise.
What does the word failure mean to you?
Real answer: It means I continue to collect unemployment insurance.
What you should say: Failure? I'm sorry, I don't know what you mean.
That word is not in my vocabulary.
Do you get along with your current boss?
Real answer: I get along fine, considering what kind of a malicious
person he is.
What you should say: I don't think I'd call him a boss; he's been more
of a mentor to me.
Do you ever get angry with co-workers?
Real answer: I don't get angry, I get even.
What you should say: Nothing angers me more than to see a co-worker not
pulling his weight, goofing off or stealing. Yes, sometimes I do get
angry with co-workers.
Can I contact your references?
Real answer: Sure, but they won't know who I am.
What you should say: Some of them are out of the country right now.
Maybe I can arrange to have them contact you.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A lot of people know how to write a resume and talk their way into an
interview. But when they get into the make or break dialogue, they
stumble upon tough questions. Below, is some advice on approaching the tough
questions that interviewers like to throw at job applicants:
Why did you leave your last job?
Real answer: It sucked.
What you should say: I felt my talents and abilities were
underutilized.
What are your biggest weaknesses?
Real answer: I can't concentrate for more than five minutes, hate all
forms of authority and tend to fall asleep at my desk.
What you should say: I'm a workaholic. I just don't know when to put
down my work.
You don't seem to hold on to a job long. Why should we think you'll
stay here any longer than you've stayed elsewhere?
Real answer: My employers have always had a hang-up about keeping only
competent employees..
What you should say: I'm at a point in my career where I am tired of
moving around. I really want to feel part of a team, a long-term
enterprise, where I can make a contribution.
How do you handle change?
Real answer: I deal with it everyday, unless I'm out of clean
underwear.
What you should say: I think everyone knows that today the only
constant is change. I thrive on it.
How do you get along with others?
Real answer: Fine, as long as they stay out of my face.
What you should say: I think the interpersonal dynamics of the
workplace can be among the most satisfying aspects of any job.
What does the word success mean to you?
Real answer: It means that I don't have to drag myself out of bed
to work for a living.
What you should say: Success, for me, would be knowing I am making a
difference working with a team of people to make a more profitable
enterprise.
What does the word failure mean to you?
Real answer: It means I continue to collect unemployment insurance.
What you should say: Failure? I'm sorry, I don't know what you mean.
That word is not in my vocabulary.
Do you get along with your current boss?
Real answer: I get along fine, considering what kind of a malicious
person he is.
What you should say: I don't think I'd call him a boss; he's been more
of a mentor to me.
Do you ever get angry with co-workers?
Real answer: I don't get angry, I get even.
What you should say: Nothing angers me more than to see a co-worker not
pulling his weight, goofing off or stealing. Yes, sometimes I do get
angry with co-workers.
Can I contact your references?
Real answer: Sure, but they won't know who I am.
What you should say: Some of them are out of the country right now.
Maybe I can arrange to have them contact you.
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hahahahaaaaagary221 said:
Girl and boy r eating in a restaurant.
Boy( romantically) : listen, darling...
Girl: we should not talk while eating.
After eating-
girl: wht is it?
Boy: yeh kehna tha ke tumhare khaane mein cockroach tha...
Aur banle heroine!!!
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^^^ H I L A R I O U S !!!!
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Woh kaam jo bary bary AALIM na kr skay, aik machar ny kr dia.
Ladies ko adhi aasteen sy puri aasteen pehn,ny pr majboor kr dia.
(Molana Dengi);-)
Ladies ko adhi aasteen sy puri aasteen pehn,ny pr majboor kr dia.
(Molana Dengi);-)
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"C.V"
Name: Captain Danger
Hobby: Collecting Tiger Tooth & Catching Bullets with Bare Hands
My Records: Fought with an Elephant & broke its Neck.
Greatest Achievement: Skated on Lava.
Silly Thing Done: Swimming on Tsunami.
Most Embarrassing Moment:
Coudn't kill 100 Bears with a single punch only 99 died.
Proudest Moment: When a Cobra died after biting me.
& something abt me:-
i really don't like 2 show off
Name: Captain Danger
Hobby: Collecting Tiger Tooth & Catching Bullets with Bare Hands
My Records: Fought with an Elephant & broke its Neck.
Greatest Achievement: Skated on Lava.
Silly Thing Done: Swimming on Tsunami.
Most Embarrassing Moment:
Coudn't kill 100 Bears with a single punch only 99 died.
Proudest Moment: When a Cobra died after biting me.
& something abt me:-
i really don't like 2 show off
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Husband:
aj khane me kia bnaogi?
Wife:
wo jo ap khaen.
H:
dal chawal bna lo
W:
abi kal hi to khaye he
H:
to sabzi roti bna lo
W:
bache nhi khayege
H:
to cholay puri bana lo
W:
mujhe heavy lagta he
H:
anday aaloo bana lo
W:
phr subha nashte me kia khaoge?
H:
parathay
W:
raat ko parathay kon khata he?
H:
hotel se mangwa letay he
W:
roz roz hotel ka nhi khana chaye
H:
Kari chawal
W:
dahi nhi he
H:
mattar qema?
W:
us me time lagega
pehle bolte ap
H:
maggi bana lo,Us me time nhi lagega
W:
us say pait nhi bharega
H:
phir ab kia bnaogi?
W:
"AAP BTAEN NA"
aj khane me kia bnaogi?
Wife:
wo jo ap khaen.
H:
dal chawal bna lo
W:
abi kal hi to khaye he
H:
to sabzi roti bna lo
W:
bache nhi khayege
H:
to cholay puri bana lo
W:
mujhe heavy lagta he
H:
anday aaloo bana lo
W:
phr subha nashte me kia khaoge?
H:
parathay
W:
raat ko parathay kon khata he?
H:
hotel se mangwa letay he
W:
roz roz hotel ka nhi khana chaye
H:
Kari chawal
W:
dahi nhi he
H:
mattar qema?
W:
us me time lagega
pehle bolte ap
H:
maggi bana lo,Us me time nhi lagega
W:
us say pait nhi bharega
H:
phir ab kia bnaogi?
W:
"AAP BTAEN NA"
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"Height of socialising"
Teacher:
"where is your homework??
Boy:
I uploaded it on facebook and I tagged you! =P
Teacher:
"where is your homework??
Boy:
I uploaded it on facebook and I tagged you! =P
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Teacher : How many Days r there in a year?
Student : Three hundred and Pepsi..!!!!
Student : Three hundred and Pepsi..!!!!
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TeacheR:Test yad hy?
Sardar:No!
Techer:Q?
Sardar:
Jese hi paRhne betha to light chali gai
baad me is daR se pRhne nhi betha k mri wja se phr light na chali jye.
Sardar:No!
Techer:Q?
Sardar:
Jese hi paRhne betha to light chali gai
baad me is daR se pRhne nhi betha k mri wja se phr light na chali jye.
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PAKISTAN ki AURATON KA ARIEL PE AITMAD.
Mere husband ko khany ki bilkul tameez nai hy,
janwaron ki tarah khana, phir hath b shirt se saf krlena.
Unki 1 hi shirt hy,
me roz dho kar soti thi.
1 din unky dost ny un pr paan ki peek thook di.
Pehly to mai ny unko maara..
Phir mere Abu ny AREAL ka kaha..
Ab me ARIEL unki pocket me hi daal deti hun,
Jahan daag lgy wahin baith kr dho lety hen..
Main husband to chor do gi lekin AREAL nahi
Mere husband ko khany ki bilkul tameez nai hy,
janwaron ki tarah khana, phir hath b shirt se saf krlena.
Unki 1 hi shirt hy,
me roz dho kar soti thi.
1 din unky dost ny un pr paan ki peek thook di.
Pehly to mai ny unko maara..
Phir mere Abu ny AREAL ka kaha..
Ab me ARIEL unki pocket me hi daal deti hun,
Jahan daag lgy wahin baith kr dho lety hen..
Main husband to chor do gi lekin AREAL nahi
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hahahahahhahahahahahahahhahaaaa gr8
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CaptainDanger said:PAKISTAN ki AURATON KA ARIEL PE AITMAD.
Mere husband ko khany ki bilkul tameez nai hy,
janwaron ki tarah khana, phir hath b shirt se saf krlena.
Unki 1 hi shirt hy,
me roz dho kar soti thi.
1 din unky dost ny un pr paan ki peek thook di.
Pehly to mai ny unko maara..
Phir mere Abu ny AREAL ka kaha..
Ab me ARIEL unki pocket me hi daal deti hun,
Jahan daag lgy wahin baith kr dho lety hen..
Main husband to chor do gi lekin AREAL nahi
:lol: