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A police asked a thief, “Why you went to steal 3 times in the same store?
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The Thief replied, “Sir, I stole one dress for my wife and I went to change it twice";)
 
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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall:
"Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! :D


Man to miser: Why do you always remove the batteries from the clock and keep them outside?
Miser: I want to extend the battery life and hence I put them in the clock only when I want to see the time.
 
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Wife to Husband: I'll have you know I've got the face of a teenager!
Husband to Wife: Then you should give it back, you're wearing it out.

A sad faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was ready to take his order for a funeral piece, based on the look on Doug's face, but soon realized his assumption was wrong as Doug asked for a basket of flowers sent to his wife for their anniversary.
"And what day will that be?" the clerk asked.
Glumly he replied, "Yesterday."

A student was heading home for the holidays.
When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York. As she gave the agent her luggage, she made the remark, "I'd like you to send my green suitcase to Hawaii, and my red suitcase to London."
The confused agent said, "I'm sorry we can't do that."
"Really??? I am so relieved to hear you say that because that's exactly what you did to my luggage last year!"
 
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RuckingFetard03 said:
A student was heading home for the holidays.
When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York. As she gave the agent her luggage, she made the remark, "I'd like you to send my green suitcase to Hawaii, and my red suitcase to London."
The confused agent said, "I'm sorry we can't do that."
"Really??? I am so relieved to hear you say that because that's exactly what you did to my luggage last year!"
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This is actually one of henny youngman's joke n his version is more funny:
Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, "Send one of my bags to New York, send one to Los Angeles, and send one to Miami." She said, "We can't do that!" I told her, "You did it last week!"
 
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