~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[badrobot14]

hahaha! this is EPIC!

It calls for the ultimate facepalm:

 

[somya]

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
“What are you doing?” She asked.
“Hunting Flies” He responded.
Oh!, Killed any?” She asked.
“Yep, 3 males, 2 Females”, he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. “How can you tell?”
He responded, “3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone”.

 

[Shepard97]

Husband says, " What are you doing?"
Wife says , " Nothing , just downstairs..... What are you doing? "
Husband says . " Upstairs playing Black Ops 2 .... do you smell anything? "
Wife says , " No! Why? "
Husband replies , " Me either... START COOKING! xD "

 

[somya]

Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.
As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they saw a sign saying
“Disney World Left!”
After thinking for a minute, the driver blonde said “Oh well!” and started driving back home.

 

[Shepard97]

Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.
As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they saw a sign saying
“Disney World Left!”
After thinking for a minute, the driver blonde said “Oh well!” and started driving back home.

LOL! nice one ! xD

 

[Shepard97]

A man came to my door and asked if i could DONATE for the local swimming pool
And i came back with a glass of water xD

 

[somya]

Banta Singh and Santa Singh got tired with the mobile communication.
They decide to use the conventional method of communication.
That is to use pigeons to send messages. One day Santa sends his pigeon.
When the pigeon reached Banta, it was with out any message.
Angrily, Banta picks up his mobile and calls and asks Santa “what is this – a joke? The pigeon is without any message.”
Guess what Santa said???
- – - -
- – - -
“Are Gadheyyyyyyyy !!!! , woh to sirf miss call tha !
(it was only a miss call)

 

[Shepard97]

Did you know that bananas turn black and bruised because they practice boxing at night without your knowledge? xD

 

[Shepard97]

Banta Singh and Santa Singh got tired with the mobile communication.
They decide to use the conventional method of communication.
That is to use pigeons to send messages. One day Santa sends his pigeon.
When the pigeon reached Banta, it was with out any message.
Angrily, Banta picks up his mobile and calls and asks Santa “what is this – a joke? The pigeon is without any message.”
Guess what Santa said???
- – - -
- – - -
“Are Gadheyyyyyyyy !!!! , woh to sirf miss call tha !
(it was only a miss call)

lol ... classic santa banta jokes

 

[somya]

lol ... classic santa banta jokes

 

[Shepard97]

It is easier to stay awake till 6 AM .. , than to WAKE-UP!! at 6 AM -_-

 

[7th heaven ;)]

LOL! this is sooo me...!

me too!

 

[7th heaven ;)]

advertising at its finest

 

[Shepard97]

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advertising at its finest

Haha , now that's PERSUASIVE advertising xD

 

[7th heaven ;)]

 

[Shepard97]

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It does happen -_-

 

[7th heaven ;)]

Haha , now that's PERSUASIVE advertising xD

ikr!!

 

[falcon678]

 

[Shepard97]

Are you full of Beryllium , Gold and Titanium?
.
.
Cuz you are Be-Au-Ti Ful

 

[Shepard97]

Boy : You look like Copper and Tellurium ..
Girl : Why?
Boy : Cuz you are Cu-Te :3