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~~jokes?? in here?? really??

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mista.lova.lova said:
Girl to her professor: Sir please give A in my paper, i'll do whatever u'll ask me to!! :p
Professir: Are you sure, anything??
Girl: yes sir!!
Professor: Ok, then go and study!!


Moral: Har koi Harami nai hota!! :mrgreen:
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ahahahahahhaahah :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
 
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mista.lova.lova said:
zardari went to a milk shop and said to the shopkeeper:
"aik liter doodh day do kuttay kay liye"
shopkeeper: "yahan he piyo gay ya pack kar doon??"
:p :p
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Now this one is VERY VERY VERY FUNNY!!
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WOMEN’S REVENGE
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. “So, do you always carry your TV remote?” I asked. “No,” she replied, ” but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.”
 
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WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, “You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don’t have to wait as long to get our coffee.” The husband said, ” You are in charge of cooking around here and
you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.” Wife replies, “No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.”
Husband replies, “I can’t believe that, show me.” So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says……….”HEBREWS”
 
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mista.lova.lova said:
Sardar travelling 1’st time in plane going 2 mumbai.While its landing, he shouted ‘Bombay..Bombay’.

Airhostess said “B silent”..Santa said “OK”..Ombay Ombay” :)
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:D :D :D :D :D
Ombay!!! :D :D
 
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