~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[Lyfroker]

hahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaaa gr8 jokes!!

 

[AtemisDelta]

a small boy fasts for da 1 st tym in his life
after some tym he feels hungry n contacts radio man
Host : wat do u want to listen?
boy: Maghrib ki azaan


real poor joke i know but still i command u 2 laugh

 

[Lyfroker]

^ clever lolzzz

 

[gary221]

wow nice funny jokes in here..

 

[MysteRyGiRl]

2011 is Fundamental Mathematical Operation Year of '1'

1+1=2 Add
1-1=0 Sub
1*1=1 Mul
1/1=1 Div
=2011

Plz dnt force me 4 Nobel prize
I dnt blv in awardz u knw.

lolzzz dats ok...v ran out of the award anyway

 

[CaptainDanger]

Thats good...

 

[badrobot14]

Anger and Exasperation

A young girl who was writing a paper for school came to her father and asked, "Dad, what is the difference between anger and exasperation?"

The father replied, "It is mostly a matter of degree. Let me show you what I mean."

With that the father went to the telephone and dialled a number at random. To the man who answered the phone, he said, "Hello, is Melvin there?"

The man answered, "There is no one living here named Melvin. Why don't you learn to look up numbers before you dial them?"

"See," said the father to his daughter. "That man was not a bit happy
with our call. He was probably very busy with something and we annoyed him. Now watch...."

The father dialled the number again. "Hello, is Melvin there?" asked the father.

"Now look here!" came the heated reply. "You just called this number and
I told you that there is no Melvin here! You've got a lot of nerve calling again!" The receiver slammed down hard.

The father turned to his daughter and said, "You see, that was anger. Now
I'll show you what exasperation means."

He dialed the same number and when a violent voice roared 'Hello!' in answer, the father calmly said, "Hello, this is Melvin. Have there been any calls for me?"

 

[CaptainDanger]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[AtemisDelta]

cooooooooooool..........hahahaaaa

 

[princesszahra]

a small boy fasts for da 1 st tym in his life
after some tym he feels hungry n contacts radio man
Host : wat do u want to listen?
boy: Maghrib ki azaan


real poor joke i know but still i command u 2 laugh

haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Silent Hunter]

"I'm ashamed of you," the mother said. "Fighting with your best
friend is a terrible thing to do!"

"He threw a rock at me!" the boy said. "So I threw one at him."

The mother said, "When he threw a rock at you, you should have come to
me."

"Thanks, Mom," the boy replied. "But my aim is much better than yours."

 

[destined007]

Jitnay bhe faraz walay jokes bhej rahay hain unka pata chal gaya kay pakistan may rehtay hain.

 

[AtemisDelta]

m not from pak n what did u mean by d abv....i really kinda didnt get it.......my urdus bad but forgive me plz

 

[destined007]

Faraz is a poet of Karachi, so when we make jokes we squeez in his name in the jokes.

 

[AtemisDelta]

k

 

[CaptainDanger]

It must be some other Faraz, Ahmed Faraz RIP wasn't from Karachi...!

 

[princesszahra]

"I'm ashamed of you," the mother said. "Fighting with your best
friend is a terrible thing to do!"

"He threw a rock at me!" the boy said. "So I threw one at him."

The mother said, "When he threw a rock at you, you should have come to
me."

"Thanks, Mom," the boy replied. "But my aim is much better than yours."

nice one! :lol:

 

[CaptainDanger]

In an African safari, A lion suddenly jumped on Sardar's wife...
Wife:
Shoot him!
Shoot him..!

Sardar:
Yes
Yes,

i'm changing the battery of my camera...

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13 x 1 = 13
13 x 2 = 26
13 x 3 = 39
13 x 4 = 52
13 x 5 = Pepsi:-D

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A Uni student failed his final presentation on the basis of not giving a logical conclusion...

He said to teacher: Sir, I will ask u 3 questions if u don't answer. U have to give me "A-1 Grade"

Q1. What is Legal, but not Logical?

Q2. What is Logical, but not Legal?

Q3. What is neither Logical nor Legal?

Teacher couldn't answer.
He gave A-1 grade to him.

After that student answred:
1. Sir, U r 48 yrs old & Ur Wife is 22 yrs old. That is legal but not logical.

2. Your wife has a 20 yrs old boyfriend, its logical but not legal.

3. U gave Ur wife's Lover A-1 grade, thats neither logical nor legal..

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Molvi sahb was online on fb
Aadmi: Molvi sahab kal mere bete ne cigrette pi aur jab mene usse maara tou usne mri shirt phaar di..




Molvi: Lolz...

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Rok to loon these eyes ko tujhe lookney se Faraz

But iss heart ka what krun jo beat'ta hy jxt tere liye...

Gues poet's name?


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"Meera ji"

Aaaff course ;-)



Sardar 1st time in plane, going to Bangladesh
While landing he shouted 'Bangladesh' 'Bangladesh'

Airhostes said: B Silent

Sardar: Ok
'angladesh' 'angladesh'


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Did You Ever Stop And Think??

¤Do blind people dream,can they see their dreams?

¤If corn oil is made from corns and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,then what is baby oil made of?

¤Why do Twinkle Twinkle little star & a b c song have the same tunes?



STOP SINGING AND READ ON!!!



¤If elecricity is made from electrons then does morality comes from morons?
¤Why there is a light in the refrigerator but not in a freezer..

Xpand ur imagination

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AMAZING LINES: " Dnt make ur heart to0o hard like iron.. U never know which strong magnet attract it and hold u forever... " PhYSics FEveR Rocks.. .

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Ghum-e-zindagi sunaon?
Mera school khul rha hai,

Me khushi kahan se laun mera school khul rha hai,

Tumhe ye gila hai ke mizaj kiu hai barham?

Kaho kese muskuraun
mera school khul raha hai,

Tumhy eid ki khushi hai,
muje yad hy wo lekin,

Me ye kese bhoOl jaun mera school khul raha hai,

DUKHI Teachers.

 

[SalmanPakRocks]

BEST JOKE EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAABANG IN KARACHI
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Goli say daard nahi lagta sahab...... Dar lagta hai "Bori" say

 

[Waleed007]

BEST JOKE EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAABANG IN KARACHI
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Goli say daard nahi lagta sahab...... Dar lagta hai "Bori" say

HAHAHAH!!!! :lol: Nice!!